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not much.. after LDD chimed in, he's looking for 3rd opinion now.. | |||
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| Never Go Full Retard  |
Buzkashi?!?! We ain't had a good old fashioned Buzkashi in a while. This looks like a good old fashioned Buzkashi for the soon-to-be-banned. I ain't read the Classifieds rules in a coupla' years. But the first rule of Classifieds as I remember it is don't have your shit listed elsewhere when you list it here. The first rule of Classifieds was violated. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200 or the second or third moderator opinion. Go straight to federal pound you in the ass prison. They don't think it be like it is, but it do. | |||
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Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one after another things got all fouled up and we ended up... What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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eh-TEE-oh-clez |
What's the point? Only the "popular" people win.  | |||
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After looking over the diagnosis, I concur with the other doctors. It's incurable and we may have to amputate to stop it from spreading. Arc. ______________________________ "Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." - Pee Wee Herman Rode hard, put away wet. RIP JHM "You're a junkyard dog." - Lupe Flores. RIP | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Well I suppose we all should take some solace in the fact that ol' Tony wasn't trying to sell little dolls made out of tampons. Something a long gone banned deceased nutcase who screamed about whether we all were smoking dope here liked to make. lololololololololololololololololololololololol Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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Go Vols! |
I heard about this one feller but I think he got the law called on him. Occasionally someone makes a reference to a forum topic I don’t recognize then I have to go searching for what I missed years ago! There’s been a few epic meltdowns but it’s hard to remember the particulars. | |||
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Orly?  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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So, there I was, on patrol over by the Orange Julius... ...never mind, I’m going to go buy a Glock...in 9mm...because it’s better than a .45... ___________________________ "Those that can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others..." | |||
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Reminds me of an interaction my father, an optician who owned his own company had with a customer. Customer: I'm not happy with this pair of glasses I purchased here. I'd like to speak to your manager. Dad: The manager isn't here right now, but the owner is. Customer: Let me speak with the owner then. Dad: What can I help you with? | |||
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I call ears. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Living my life my way |
Hmmm...He's half a step away from the backdoor and be no more. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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What a shame, I was certain from the start that Tony was born to live by the gun. ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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| Was that you or the dog?  |
I remember when we had a series of these and they always seemed to happen on Sunday. ___________________________ "Opinions vary" -Dalton | |||
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Quit staring at my wife's Butt |
I wonder if he has and signaling mirrors? | |||
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I am a moderate. I can pontificate. I can remonstrate. I can obfuscate. Just let me know. ------- Trying to simplify my life... | |||
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I remember I did something to annoy Para once. I think maybe it was in a global warming thread maybe? Anyway, had we been jawing at the Home Depot or something I would have fired right back at him when he grumped at me, but we weren’t. We were on his forum, so I bit my tongue and grumbled at me screen for a day or two then let it go. Because of that, I’m still here and still get to post in all the forums. This forum is not a democracy. No one has any rights here. Everything we do here is a privilege granted by the owner, and he can take those privileges away as he sees fit. Most people here understand that operating that way is not at all unfair. Some folks don’t understand why it is fair or can’t accept a forum run that way. They generally leave or are removed. All you can do is decide which of those two groups you are in. I commend you on generally staying quiet. Ya done messed up and the forum is having some fun at your expense. Just take it in stride if you plan to stick around. Maybe offer up a Karma to help show you aren’t just here to make money. If you don’t know what a Karma is...then go figure it out. That reminds me, the forum questionnaire could also ask what a Karma and a Jib Jab are. - Bret | |||
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| Cruising the Highway to Hell  |
But can you Menstruate.  “Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.” ― Ronald Reagan Retired old fart | |||
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I'd bet that Tony44 has continued to read his thread. It's like a car wreck, you just can't stop looking.  Hopefully, this will add to his learning experience. I've seen others who've done as bad and come back. Beware of a man whose only pistol is a 1911, he's probably very good with it. | |||
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