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Originally posted by ugeesta:
Hey, I just got back from stuffing a burrito in to my gas tank. what’d I miss....

not much.. after LDD chimed in, he's looking for 3rd opinion now..

Buzkashi?!?! We ain't had a good old fashioned Buzkashi in a while. This looks like a good old fashioned Buzkashi for the soon-to-be-banned.

I ain't read the Classifieds rules in a coupla' years. But the first rule of Classifieds as I remember it is don't have your shit listed elsewhere when you list it here. The first rule of Classifieds was violated. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200 or the second or third moderator opinion. Go straight to federal pound you in the ass prison.

Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one after another things got all fouled up and we ended up...

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:


There better be a damned Karma!

What's the point? Only the "popular" people win.

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Originally posted by saigonsmuggler:

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Originally posted by ugeesta:
Hey, I just got back from stuffing a burrito in to my gas tank. what’d I miss....

not much.. after LDD chimed in, he's looking for 3rd opinion now..

After looking over the diagnosis, I concur with the other doctors. It's incurable and we may have to amputate to stop it from spreading.

Well I suppose we all should take some solace in the fact that ol' Tony wasn't trying to sell little dolls made out of tampons. Something a long gone banned deceased nutcase who screamed about whether we all were smoking dope here liked to make.

lololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Originally posted by sigalert:
Love this thread! Any of you forum geezers know where I can get some generic batteries for my Surefires?

I heard about this one feller but I think he got the law called on him.

Occasionally someone makes a reference to a forum topic I don’t recognize then I have to go searching for what I missed years ago!

There’s been a few epic meltdowns but it’s hard to remember the particulars.

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Originally posted by ugeesta:
Hey, I just got back from stuffing a burrito in to my gas tank. what’d I miss....

Orly?

So, there I was, on patrol over by the Orange Julius...

...never mind, I’m going to go buy a Glock...in 9mm...because it’s better than a .45...

Reminds me of an interaction my father, an optician who owned his own company had with a customer.

Customer: I'm not happy with this pair of glasses I purchased here. I'd like to speak to your manager.

Dad: The manager isn't here right now, but the owner is.

Customer: Let me speak with the owner then.

Dad: What can I help you with?

Hmmm...He's half a step away from the backdoor and be no more.

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Originally posted by Muddflap:
You should ask to talk to a supervisor. Be sure to let him know you are a Sovereign Citizen.

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What a shame, I was certain from the start that Tony was born to live by the gun.

I remember when we had a series of these and they always seemed to happen on Sunday.

I wonder if he has and signaling mirrors?

I am a moderate. I can pontificate. I can remonstrate. I can obfuscate. Just let me know.

I remember I did something to annoy Para once. I think maybe it was in a global warming thread maybe? Anyway, had we been jawing at the Home Depot or something I would have fired right back at him when he grumped at me, but we weren’t. We were on his forum, so I bit my tongue and grumbled at me screen for a day or two then let it go. Because of that, I’m still here and still get to post in all the forums.

This forum is not a democracy. No one has any rights here. Everything we do here is a privilege granted by the owner, and he can take those privileges away as he sees fit. Most people here understand that operating that way is not at all unfair. Some folks don’t understand why it is fair or can’t accept a forum run that way. They generally leave or are removed. All you can do is decide which of those two groups you are in.

I commend you on generally staying quiet. Ya done messed up and the forum is having some fun at your expense. Just take it in stride if you plan to stick around. Maybe offer up a Karma to help show you aren’t just here to make money. If you don’t know what a Karma is...then go figure it out.

That reminds me, the forum questionnaire could also ask what a Karma and a Jib Jab are.

- Bret

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Originally posted by 4MUL8R:
I am a moderate. I can pontificate. I can remonstrate. I can obfuscate. Just let me know.

But can you Menstruate.

I'd bet that Tony44 has continued to read his thread. It's like a car wreck, you just can't stop looking.

Hopefully, this will add to his learning experience. I've seen others who've done as bad and come back.