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cslinger
E tan e epi tas
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Florida man puts semen in coworkers water.

That did not disappointSmile


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
 
Posts: 8201 | Location: On the water | Registered: July 25, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
chellim1
Lawyers, Guns
and Money
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"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible."
-- Justice Janice Rogers Brown

"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth."
-rduckwor
 
Posts: 25580 | Location: St. Louis, MO | Registered: April 03, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
ArtieS
Age Quod Agis
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I get a towfer... first. The neighborhood attack squirrel, and then "Florida Man Tries to Steal Car From Jail Parking Lot Moments After Being Released for Car Theft".
Oh yeah, you go Florida Man...


"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."

Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
 
Posts: 13159 | Location: Central Florida | Registered: November 02, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
HRK
Thank you
Very little
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Florida Man Tells Cop 'That's What She Said' After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge. The suspect's 'bulge' allegedly contained marijuana and a glass pipe.
 
Posts: 25357 | Location: Gunshine State | Registered: November 07, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
aileron
Member
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Florida man caught on video licking doorbell
 
Posts: 1516 | Location: Montana - bear country | Registered: March 20, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
craglawnmanor
It's not easy being me
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Florida man dons Spider-Man mask during liquor store burglary.


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Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable.......
Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin)
 
Posts: 2769 | Location: Middle TN | Registered: March 22, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
sjtill
goodheart
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Aug 7, 2018:

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A Florida man was arraigned last week in East Hampton Town Justice Court, charged with allowing untreated sewage to flow from his 70-foot-long luxury yacht into Lake Montauk. Charles Vaccaro, 60, of Sunny Isles Beach, is facing four misdemeanor charges, two of which carry a minimum fine of $3750 each, and a possible year in jail if convicted.


August 7, 2015:

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Florida man pleads guilty to trading in wild-caught snakes

WASHINGTON (AP) – A Florida man has admitted his role in the trade of 59 illegally caught wild snakes, including a live rattler mailed to him in a coffee can.

Gerard Kruse of Oviedo, Florida, appeared Friday in a federal courtroom in New York City. The 42-year-old social worker pleaded guilty to seven counts of illegally transporting wildlife and six counts of the illegal receipt of wildlife.

Federal prosecutors say the snakes were collected by Kruse and others from various states, including New Jersey, California and Oregon. It is a crime to ship or receive illegally collected snakes across state lines.

One charge stemmed from a deal where Kruse received a package that included a Western diamondback rattlesnake from Texas sealed in a coffee can. It is also unlawful to mail venomous snakes.


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Posts: 18985 | Location: One hop from Paradise | Registered: July 27, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
wolfe 21
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Florida man masturbates while waiting at social security office.


A Perpetual Disappointment...
 
Posts: 2863 | Location: BFE, Ohio | Registered: August 05, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Nuclear
It's pronounced just
the way it's spelled
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Florida man under extreme stress forgets how to stand.
 
Posts: 1564 | Location: Arid Zone A | Registered: February 14, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
arfmel
Not really from Vienna
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Florida man was arrested after playing a guitar rendition of the national anthem.
 
Posts: 27413 | Location: SW of Hovey, Texas | Registered: January 30, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Micropterus
Truth Wins
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A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn’t part of the act


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Posts: 4285 | Location: In The Swamp | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
gearhounds
Wait, what?
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Florida man fakes identity for 20 years, duped wife.



“Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown
 
Posts: 16161 | Location: Martinsburg WV | Registered: April 02, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
drabfour
Gloom, despair and
agony on me.
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Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/a...rticle228166959.html
 
Posts: 5053 | Location: Texas | Registered: July 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
kz1000
Mensch
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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
 
Posts: 16178 | Location: Ivorydale | Registered: January 21, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
striker1
Security Sage
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Florida man threatens to kill neighbors with a machete named ‘Kindness’.


RB

Cancer fighter (Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma) since 2009, now fighting Diffuse Large B-Cell Lymphoma.


 
Posts: 7133 | Location: Michiana | Registered: March 01, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
nhracecraft
Shall Not Be Infringed
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Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Man With Scissors...

Florida man tries to mow down neighbor with tractor...

Florida man charged after attack on man in Minion costume...


Apparently it was a busy day for crazy! Wink


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Posts: 9911 | Location: New Hampshire | Registered: October 29, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
kx90
Ol' Jack always says...
what the hell.
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Florida man accidentally kills roommate, dog while committing suicide
 
Posts: 10209 | Location: PA | Registered: March 30, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
trapper189
Savor the limelight
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Originally posted by V-Tail:
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Originally posted by trapper189:
On my actual birthday:

Florida man arrested after threatening to "kill 'em with kindness" before attacking neighbors using a machete with "kindness" written on it.
January 11?


Yes, sir. Spiderman is the at the top of the list, you had already posted it, and it happened on the 2nd, so I picked a different one that happened on the 11th.

There's an aviation related one, but it wasn't funny.
 
Posts: 12588 | Location: SWFL | Registered: October 10, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Georgeair
thin skin can't win
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Florida man wrecks liquor store.

Whoever runs floridaman.com is getting crushed. Hope they were part of this and not an unwitting victim.


You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
 
Posts: 12992 | Location: Madison, MS | Registered: December 10, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
SBrooks
I'm Fine
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bullet lodged in florida man's testicle after wife shot him.


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Posts: 3797 | Location: East Tennessee | Registered: August 21, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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