No threads on social unrest???

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Have a piece of chewing gum. Whatever you like- Juicy Fruit, Bazooka Joe, whatever. When you're ready to spit it out, put it in the fur of a your pet cat or dog.

That would be how such a thread would go for me, trying to separate this detail from that detail. Yes, you can talk about this aspect of it, but wait, now you've gone too far and we're not talking about some other aspect of it. Impossible to separate the chewing gum from the animal fur, so we're not going to do that.

This is a thread about why we don't have a thread. So it's kind of a thread about nothing, except we already have a thread about nothing...

I'm glad the President decided he has been patient enough and would be cracking down on this BS, kind of like Para.

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'Tis a meta-thread, not to be confused with a meathead. All of those are err outside right now, playing in the street.

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Cat fur and gum... This is why we can't have nice things.

Pity.

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Cat fur and gum... This is why we can't have nice things.

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I hear peanut butter works well.

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Didn't read the thread - Deleted.

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Hell I live in Minneapolis and genuinely enjoyed coming to the ONE website on the planet without posts about this garbage.

Allow me to channel my inner R. Reagan:

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Have you lost your cracker?

Tried to edit but Para beat me to it.

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^^^ don’t bother him, he’s got gum in his hair.

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Do you have a reading comprehension issue? Seriously- I ask you- are you dense? Were you dropped on your head as a child? What is it? Dyslexia? Leprosy?

How blind can you be? Read the Goddamned thread.

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My bad, sorry Para. Not enough sleep. I trashed it.

Won't happen again.

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But I've got an honest question. We mostly have good laws, here in the hills. But one says we can't carry in places where alcohol is served. I kind of understand why. But we just got home from eating at my favorite restaurant. We ate outside on the sidewalk. They have tables set up. Anyone think that's illegal, too?

No demonstrations or riots down there, the hillbillies wouldn't put up with it. I hope this hammering around the edges doesn't get upsetting.

If it’s concealed, how would they know?

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I’m absolutely dying over here. Para, you’re on a roll that’ll go solid agains any comedian. The chewing gum and animal fur analogy still has me giggling.

This thread has some pretty quote worthy statements, but none better than:

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Steppin' large, laughin' easy. I drive this forum like it has power steering.

You sir, after damn near ten years, I am starting to appreciate your sense of humor.

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_{Originally posted by parabellum: You must have your pants custom tailored to fit your massive balls.}

_{The “lol” thread}

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A forbidden topic was brought up in the thread explaining why the topic was forbidden... Did we just about have a thread on why we cant have a thread on a topic... locked? Epic!

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Gum? If I can hijack this thread just a wee bit, I was in a store this evening and was surprised to find Beeman's gum, regular white package, Black Jack and Clove. I bought 2 of each. I have not seen Beemans gum in a long long time.

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Gum? If I can hijack this thread just a wee bit, I was in a store this evening and was surprised to find Beeman's gum, regular white package, Black Jack and Clove. I bought 2 of each. I have not seen Beemans gum in a long long time.

Wow! I haven’t heard of them since I was a kid. “To aid in digestion”. The clove was so hit it burned at first.
The black Jack was an anise flavor, correct?

I’ll have to keep an eye out and try them again.

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_{Originally posted by parabellum: You must have your pants custom tailored to fit your massive balls.}

_{The “lol” thread}

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Gum? If I can hijack this thread just a wee bit, I was in a store this evening and was surprised to find Beeman's gum, regular white package, Black Jack and Clove. I bought 2 of each. I have not seen Beemans gum in a long long time.

Wow! I haven’t heard of them since I was a kid. “To aid in digestion”. The clove was so hit it burned at first.
The black Jack was an anise flavor, correct?

I’ll have to keep an eye out and try them again.

email your address, I'll send you some.
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email your address, I'll send you some.
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Email sent. Thank you!!!

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_{Originally posted by parabellum: You must have your pants custom tailored to fit your massive balls.}

_{The “lol” thread}

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Gum? If I can hijack this thread just a wee bit, I was in a store this evening and was surprised to find Beeman's gum, regular white package, Black Jack and Clove. I bought 2 of each. I have not seen Beemans gum in a long long time.

Ohhh man...Beemans... that brings back memories...Beemans was aviator gum so we all carried packs and chewed it while flying.

Haven't seen a pack in probably 25-30 years, and it could be tricky to find back then...wherever did you find it?

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