Originally posted by parabellum: Have a piece of chewing gum. Whatever you like- Juicy Fruit, Bazooka Joe, whatever. When you're ready to spit it out, put it in the fur of a your pet cat or dog.
That would be how such a thread would go for me, trying to separate this detail from that detail. Yes, you can talk about this aspect of it, but wait, now you've gone too far and we're not talking about some other aspect of it. Impossible to separate the chewing gum from the animal fur, so we're not going to do that.
This is a thread about why we don't have a thread. So it's kind of a thread about nothing, except we already have a thread about nothing...
I'm glad the President decided he has been patient enough and would be cracking down on this BS, kind of like Para.
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown
"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor
June 01, 2020, 08:11 PM
parabellum
'Tis a meta-thread, not to be confused with a meathead. All of those are err outside right now, playing in the street.
June 01, 2020, 08:25 PM
H&K-Guy
Cat fur and gum... This is why we can't have nice things.
Pity.
H&K-Guy
June 01, 2020, 08:26 PM
dave7378
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Originally posted by H&K-Guy: Cat fur and gum... This is why we can't have nice things.
Hell I live in Minneapolis and genuinely enjoyed coming to the ONE website on the planet without posts about this garbage.
Allow me to channel my inner R. Reagan:
___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
June 01, 2020, 08:56 PM
craigcpa
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Originally posted by ryan81986: ...
Have you lost your cracker?
Tried to edit but Para beat me to it.This message has been edited. Last edited by: parabellum, June 01, 2020 09:09 PM
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June 01, 2020, 09:00 PM
radioman
^^^ don’t bother him, he’s got gum in his hair.
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June 01, 2020, 09:03 PM
parabellum
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Originally posted by ryan81986: ...
Do you have a reading comprehension issue? Seriously- I ask you- are you dense? Were you dropped on your head as a child? What is it? Dyslexia? Leprosy?
How blind can you be? Read the Goddamned thread.
June 01, 2020, 09:05 PM
ryan81986
My bad, sorry Para. Not enough sleep. I trashed it.
Won't happen again.
June 01, 2020, 09:21 PM
MikeinNC
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Originally posted by rburg: But I've got an honest question. We mostly have good laws, here in the hills. But one says we can't carry in places where alcohol is served. I kind of understand why. But we just got home from eating at my favorite restaurant. We ate outside on the sidewalk. They have tables set up. Anyone think that's illegal, too?
No demonstrations or riots down there, the hillbillies wouldn't put up with it. I hope this hammering around the edges doesn't get upsetting.
If it’s concealed, how would they know?
"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein
“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020
“A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker
June 01, 2020, 09:25 PM
Beancooker
I’m absolutely dying over here. Para, you’re on a roll that’ll go solid agains any comedian. The chewing gum and animal fur analogy still has me giggling.
This thread has some pretty quote worthy statements, but none better than:
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Originally posted by parabellum: Steppin' large, laughin' easy. I drive this forum like it has power steering.
You sir, after damn near ten years, I am starting to appreciate your sense of humor.
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Originally posted by sigmonkey: I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
June 01, 2020, 09:43 PM
whanson_wi
A forbidden topic was brought up in the thread explaining why the topic was forbidden... Did we just about have a thread on why we cant have a thread on a topic... locked? Epic!
=== I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
June 01, 2020, 09:47 PM
OKCGene
Gum? If I can hijack this thread just a wee bit, I was in a store this evening and was surprised to find Beeman's gum, regular white package, Black Jack and Clove. I bought 2 of each. I have not seen Beemans gum in a long long time.
June 01, 2020, 10:03 PM
Beancooker
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Originally posted by OKCGene: Gum? If I can hijack this thread just a wee bit, I was in a store this evening and was surprised to find Beeman's gum, regular white package, Black Jack and Clove. I bought 2 of each. I have not seen Beemans gum in a long long time.
Wow! I haven’t heard of them since I was a kid. “To aid in digestion”. The clove was so hit it burned at first. The black Jack was an anise flavor, correct?
I’ll have to keep an eye out and try them again.
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Originally posted by sigmonkey: I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
June 01, 2020, 10:05 PM
OKCGene
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Originally posted by Beancooker:
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Originally posted by OKCGene: Gum? If I can hijack this thread just a wee bit, I was in a store this evening and was surprised to find Beeman's gum, regular white package, Black Jack and Clove. I bought 2 of each. I have not seen Beemans gum in a long long time.
Wow! I haven’t heard of them since I was a kid. “To aid in digestion”. The clove was so hit it burned at first. The black Jack was an anise flavor, correct?
I’ll have to keep an eye out and try them again.
email your address, I'll send you some. .
June 01, 2020, 11:16 PM
Beancooker
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Originally posted by OKCGene:
email your address, I'll send you some. .
Email sent. Thank you!!!
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Originally posted by sigmonkey: I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
June 01, 2020, 11:34 PM
12131
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Thank you.
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June 01, 2020, 11:45 PM
Modern Day Savage
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Originally posted by OKCGene: Gum? If I can hijack this thread just a wee bit, I was in a store this evening and was surprised to find Beeman's gum, regular white package, Black Jack and Clove. I bought 2 of each. I have not seen Beemans gum in a long long time.
Ohhh man...Beemans... that brings back memories...Beemans was aviator gum so we all carried packs and chewed it while flying.
Haven't seen a pack in probably 25-30 years, and it could be tricky to find back then...wherever did you find it?
