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Is this the Gentleman now referred to as stubby? How many Terrion Pouncys could there be?

From a facebook page by that name...


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In a hospital gown and not looking too happy!
http://mugshots.com/US-Countie...ouncy.160860580.html



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Is this the Gentleman now referred to as stubby? How many Terrion Pouncys could there be?

From a facebook page by that name...

From Mugshots.com
http://mugshots.com/US-Countie...ouncy.160860580.html



Is that a Taurus box in the background?





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^^^^^^
Doesn’t look happy, does he?


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Doesn’t look happy, does he?


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Doesn’t look happy, does he?


How would you feel if you were a dickless wonder?

By your own hand, too!





Nice is overrated

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I wonder if taxpayers will be on the hook for his, ah…, reconstruction.



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Bet he sprinkles when he tinkles
 
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I wonder how much money he sold his pecked for?


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One less Baby Daddy...
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gee, if he'd worn his pants just a wee (no pun intended) bit lower, he'd have missed.




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When flashing your cash to show the world how rich you are, maybe you should not pose in front of your $10 air mattress and fan.



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"Glock Dick"?

My SIG has a de-cocker. Maybe I missed what that really means?


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“Shot his wad”...you’re doing it wrong.



 
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Originally posted by cparktd:
Is this the Gentleman now referred to as stubby? How many Terrion Pouncys could there be?

From a facebook page by that name...


And
From Mugshots.com
In a hospital gown and not looking too happy!
http://mugshots.com/US-Countie...ouncy.160860580.html


lol. He flexin' cash in front of an inflatable mattress on da flo.



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Strong evidence to support the conclusion the shooter here is an idiot. Of course they don't show photos of the injury, and Para probably would be upset if someone posted it. None the less, it would be interesting to have additional details on if he "deDicked" himself. It could just be a "flesh" wound. Remember black dudes are renowned for their endowment.

And it would be a HIPPA viloation to know if they gave him pain meds. I would hope not, as the injury would serve as an additional punishment. Thru all this, have some sympathy for the ER nurses and doc's who had to treat him for his injury. "Man, I bet that hurts, here let us clean it with saline or alcohol". Or, "has the burning stopped yet?" Or, how about a large drink of Mountain Dew?" Then the office pool for how long he can hold it. Smile

I'm guessing that after a reasonalbe period of incarceration, he'll go home. And the first time he tries to call his former girlfriend, she'll laugh hysterically when she hears his voice. Smile Then again, everyone may just start calling him Shorty.


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"Glock Dick"?

My SIG has a de-cocker. Maybe I missed what that really means?

"Glock Dick" has a nice ring to it, but:

"Pouncy was unable to run further because of the pain of a self-inflicted gunshot wound suffered when tried to adjust the .38-caliber pistol in his waistband as he ran off after robbing Maxwell Street Express…"

So presumably a revolver. Q: Why did he have it cocked? A: He's stupid.



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