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Thief shoots self in weiner while robbing hot dog stand
November 03, 2017, 03:43 PM
Hamden106Thief shoots self in weiner while robbing hot dog stand
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NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished
November 03, 2017, 03:50 PM
cparktdIs this the Gentleman now referred to as stubby? How many Terrion Pouncys could there be?
From a facebook page by that name...
And
From Mugshots.com
In a hospital gown and not looking too happy!
http://mugshots.com/US-Countie...ouncy.160860580.html
Endeavor to persevere. November 03, 2017, 03:52 PM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by cparktd:
Is this the Gentleman now referred to as stubby? How many Terrion Pouncys could there be?
From a facebook page by that name...
From Mugshots.com
http://mugshots.com/US-Countie...ouncy.160860580.html 
Is that a Taurus box in the background?
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
November 03, 2017, 03:58 PM
jbcummings^^^^^^
Doesn’t look happy, does he?
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November 03, 2017, 04:07 PM
trapper189quote:
Originally posted by jbcummings:
^^^^^^
Doesn’t look happy, does he?
How would you feel if you were a dickless wonder?
November 03, 2017, 04:49 PM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by trapper189:
quote:
Originally posted by jbcummings:
^^^^^^
Doesn’t look happy, does he?
How would you feel if you were a dickless wonder?
By your own hand, too!
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
November 03, 2017, 05:24 PM
Pipe SmokerI wonder if taxpayers will be on the hook for his, ah…, reconstruction.
Serious about crackers. November 03, 2017, 05:57 PM
arfmelBet he sprinkles when he tinkles
November 03, 2017, 06:02 PM
preten2bThis is a punny thread.
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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
November 03, 2017, 06:20 PM
CopefreeEvery time he pisses on his balls he'll be reminded.
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Mind. Over. Matter.
November 03, 2017, 06:36 PM
EasyFireI wonder how much money he sold his pecked for?
November 03, 2017, 06:43 PM
downtownvOne less Baby Daddy...
They do practice birth control in the most unusual way.
November 03, 2017, 08:25 PM
zoom6zoomgee, if he'd worn his pants just a wee (no pun intended) bit lower, he'd have missed.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. November 04, 2017, 07:53 AM
kimber1911When flashing your cash to show the world how rich you are, maybe you should not pose in front of your $10 air mattress and fan.
“We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,”
Pres. Select, Joe Biden
“Let’s go, Brandon” Kelli Stavast, 2 Oct. 2021 November 04, 2017, 08:01 AM
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"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
November 04, 2017, 12:16 PM
ChuckWall"Glock Dick"?
My SIG has a de-cocker. Maybe I missed what that really means?
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MAGA
November 04, 2017, 12:29 PM
tanner“Shot his wad”...you’re doing it wrong.
November 04, 2017, 01:41 PM
darthfusterquote:
Originally posted by cparktd:
Is this the Gentleman now referred to as stubby? How many Terrion Pouncys could there be?
From a facebook page by that name...
And
From Mugshots.com
In a hospital gown and not looking too happy!
http://mugshots.com/US-Countie...ouncy.160860580.html
lol. He flexin' cash in front of an inflatable mattress on da flo.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier November 04, 2017, 01:56 PM
rburgStrong evidence to support the conclusion the shooter here is an idiot. Of course they don't show photos of the injury, and Para probably would be upset if someone posted it. None the less, it would be interesting to have additional details on if he "deDicked" himself. It could just be a "flesh" wound. Remember black dudes are renowned for their endowment.
And it would be a HIPPA viloation to know if they gave him pain meds. I would hope not, as the injury would serve as an additional punishment. Thru all this, have some sympathy for the ER nurses and doc's who had to treat him for his injury. "Man, I bet that hurts, here let us clean it with saline or alcohol". Or, "has the burning stopped yet?" Or, how about a large drink of Mountain Dew?" Then the office pool for how long he can hold it.
I'm guessing that after a reasonalbe period of incarceration, he'll go home. And the first time he tries to call his former girlfriend, she'll laugh hysterically when she hears his voice.
Then again, everyone may just start calling him Shorty.
Unhappy ammo seeker
November 04, 2017, 04:12 PM
Pipe Smokerquote:
Originally posted by ChuckWall:
"Glock Dick"?
My SIG has a de-cocker. Maybe I missed what that really means?
"Glock Dick" has a nice ring to it, but:
"Pouncy was unable to run further because of the pain of a self-inflicted gunshot wound suffered when tried to adjust the .38-caliber pistol in his waistband as he ran off after robbing Maxwell Street Express…"
So presumably a revolver. Q: Why did he have it cocked? A: He's stupid.
Serious about crackers.