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| Green grass and high tides  |
poor emt/paramedics  "Here, just hold the towel until we get to the hospital. You are are going to live."  "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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I have a feeling that in prison, he's going to be the receiver and not the punter......cause all he's got to offer are weiner buns. | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Saggy britches enables ID by underwear pattern! | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
Funny how the writer doesn't say the gun went off by itself. | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
You’ll shoot your  | |||
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When I was a kid, my friends dad was a Detective. There was a bank robbery and the suspect did much the same thing. He had pulled out his .357 Magnum revolver, cocked the hammer and demand money. As he was backing out of the bank, he shoved it into his waistband with his finger on the trigger and "BAM!" blew his whole member off. It was just laying there in the parking lot when the police arrived. LoL..... ARman | |||
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delicately calloused |
He'll have plenty of time in prison to buff it out... You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Info Guru |
 “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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| A day late, and a dollar short  |
Hilarious!!  ____________________________ NRA Life Member, Annual Member GOA, MGO Annual Member | |||
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I find this slightly irritating. I get it, we're innocent until proven guilty (unless you are accused of using a racial slur or telling a dirty joke at work), but they've got video of the crime, his dick is shot off, and the wallets were recovered on the perp. Yet we still feel the need to throw in "allegedly" in the news report? I don't think it's omission is going to sway the jury pool. Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus | |||
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| half-genius, half-wit |
Are we allowed to guess at Mr Pouncy's ethnicity, or, with a name like that, is it a given? tac | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
Just a flesh wound. | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
He's the Lannister's family black sheep. Even Tyrion wonders what Cercei was thinking. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| Stop Talking, Start Doing |
Dude shot his dick off! _______________ Mind. Over. Matter. | |||
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The refrain from that old GoldenEarring hit keeps looping through my head. ____________________ | |||
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Self eunuchifaction. -.---.----.. -.---.----.. -.---.----.. It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
 I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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| Loved those Texas one room schools |
Bet he won't do that again. _________________________ "Louis was furious with the sharks. He thought they had an understanding: The men would stay out of the sharks' turf - the water - and the sharks would stay off theirs - the raft...If the sharks were going to try to eat him, he was going to try to eat them." From Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
I gotta get new glasses because I miss read the thread title and thought some one shot this guy:  | |||
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Ok, if it makes you feel better, he allegedly shot his dick off. | |||
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