I've fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I've led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile and tribes of natives no white men had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand.

That's who I am.

The kid gets it all.

You bought a used lion?

Here's a perfect example of what I was talking about since this boy has been suckling on his mothers tit he's been giving everything but discipline and now his idea of courage and manhood is to get together with a bunch of punk friends ride around irritating folks to good natured

I must meet this man

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.


It took me several months before I really understood and agreed with that quote. . .


My favorite line is:

[to Stan] You're lucky the lion got to you before *we* did.

He’s been here before! This is no ordinary salesman.

Corn. Corn. Corn. Nothin' but corn!

Never understood why this wasn't a major hit movie. I still have the VHS tape.

Just a dumb kid, Hub. Don't kill him.