I tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.

I'd build a tree fort in our yard.

Hell, my cousins broke, dont do shit.

You’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it.

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Originally posted by Gustofer:
I'd build a tree fort in our yard.

You could help!
It wouldn't be that hard!
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere..

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Originally posted by benny6:
I tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.

That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?

I celebrate his entire catalog.


-Jeff

We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

Peter, man, check out Channel 9!

We need to talk about your flair.

I think somebody's getting a case of The Mondays.

PC Load Letter, what the fuck does that mean?

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob... I have eight different bosses right now. Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

I'd buy you a monkey... haven't you always wanted a monkey!

My work stapler:

"Hey Peter. Watch out for your cornhole, bud."

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Originally posted by jljones:

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Originally posted by benny6:
I tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.

That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?

Damn straight, man. I've always wanted to do that. I figure if I were a
millionaire, I could hook that up. Chicks dig guys with money.

Well not all chicks….

Well, the type that double up on a guy like me do.

Good point.

Oh, Oh, Oh. Know what I’m sayin’? Oh!

Hello Peter, what's happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

Cock gobblers!