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Rule #1: Use enough gun![]() |
It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | ||
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How often does the train go by? So often you won’t even notice. Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris | |||
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Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon ![]() |
You got my cheese whiz, boy? Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Are you the police? No ma'am, we're musicians. | |||
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Four fried chickens and a Coke. And some dry white toast please. I Drink & I Know Things | |||
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More persistent than capable |
I'll throw in the black keys for free. Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever. | |||
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I'm Different!![]() |
What kind of music do you usually have here? Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western. “Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” | |||
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To all of you who are serving or have served our country, Thank You![]() |
Fix the cigarette lighter. | |||
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https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...0601935/m/3990005134 Disco pants..... What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Each post crafted from rich Corinthian leather ![]() |
"I hate Illinois Nazis." "The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza | |||
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A Grateful American![]() |
"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline!" "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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You can't talk to the Penguin that way. "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Back, and to the left ![]() |
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I don't know why but the line.... "Your gonna look kinda funny eating corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth" cracks me up every time. It must be the delivery. This is possibly my all time favorite movie. ".....new Oldsmobiles are in early this year" Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris | |||
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Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips! "You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer") | |||
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Let's be careful out there |
HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! | |||
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It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it! | |||
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Just got done watching this. Great movie. | |||
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Little ray of sunshine ![]() |
It wasn't my fault. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Membership has its privileges![]() |
If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week. Niech Zyje P-220 Steve | |||
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