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That would break my fucking heart!



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
Posts: 13073 | Location: Down South | Registered: January 16, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Life's too short to
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Are you quitting on me? Well are you? Then quit you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off my obstacle! Get the fuck down off my obstacle! NOW!
 
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I will motivate you Private Pyle, if it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo.


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
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Posts: 7353 | Location: Between the Moon and New York City. | Registered: November 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Fly High, A.J.
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If God wanted you up there, He would've miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't He?
 
Posts: 1650 | Location: Suffolk, VA | Registered: March 23, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Rule #1: Use enough gun
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Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers.



When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21


"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make.
Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush

 
Posts: 14826 | Location: Birmingham, Alabama | Registered: February 25, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
No, not like
Bill Clinton
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They're payin for it, you eat it




 
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Very little
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I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

Sir, yes, sir.
 
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"Your gun???"
 
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Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

Be glad to trade you some ARVN rifles, ain't never been fired and only dropped once.


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver

NRA Life Member

 
Posts: 7353 | Location: Between the Moon and New York City. | Registered: November 27, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
A man's got to know
his limitations
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I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.



"But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock
"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Clarence Worley
 
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I'll use the Red Key
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Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!





Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
 
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Let me hear your war cry.




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"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



 
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I bet you could get up there if there was some pussy on top of that obstacle!
 
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Happiness is
Vectored Thrust
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You are dumb, Private Pyle, but do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right?



Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
 
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"Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Viet-namese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've just got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."


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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon

It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver

NRA Life Member

 
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You climb obstacles like old people fuck!

(cmparrish got the rest of it)
 
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This is my rifle, this is my gun.....

V.
 
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Eating elephants
one bite at a time
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Sir, does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?



Mongo only pawn in game of life...
 
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Fighting the good fight
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Did your parents have any children that lived?
 
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