Lester Moor
Four Slugs
From a 44
No Les
No More

Here lies the body of Mary Lee
Died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
Not a bad record for this vicinity

Here lie the bones of Elizabeth Charlotte
Born a virgin, died a harlot.
She was aye a virgin at seventeen
A remarkable thing in Aberdeen.


Here lies Charlotte
She was a harlot.
For fourteen years... (etc etc)

My favorite is Benjamin Franklin's which sadly was not used on his actual grave:

The Body of
B. Franklin, Printer,
Like the Cover of an old Book,
Its Contents torn out,
And Stript of its Lettering & Gilding,
Lies here, Food for Worms.
But the Work shall not be lost,
For it will as he believ'd
appear once more
In a new and more elegant Edition
Corrected and improved
By the Author.

The actual epitaph in Philadelphia:

The OP is from Tombstone.