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The Once and Future SIG Shooter |
My name is Gunnery Sgt. Highway, and I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, and busted more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. | |||
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Madam, I have dined with some of the ugliest goddamn bitches in my time. And I have dined with some of the goddamndest ugly bitches in this world. But you, my dear, are the ugliest bitch of them all. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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You're going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass. | |||
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I reckon so. | |||
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Winner! | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Ben Bowman : What got into Jean-Paul? Dr. Jonathan Hemlock : I don't know. A little jumpy, I guess. Ben Bowman : You been jumping his wife? Dr. Jonathan Hemlock : No, why? Ben Bowman : You sure? Dr. Jonathan Hemlock : Well, I think it's something I'd know. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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"I know things about pigeons, Lilly." "White, piano-playing heterosexual males over the age of fifty. There ain't a whole lot of us, but we do have a powerful lobby." Not tough guy lines, not pertinent to the story line, but just the type of banter thrown in that rounds out a character and makes him seem more complete. ------------------------------ "They who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin "So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause." - Senator Amidala (Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith) | |||
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'I reckon I'm right popular' | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
Geez, page 3 and so far no one has quoted, "I know what you're thinking, did I fire 6 shots or only 5..." My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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| Live for today. Tomorrow will cost more  |
"I'll be back." suaviter in modo, fortiter in re | |||
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I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together. Improvise Adapt Overcome. | |||
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"Nag, nag, nag..." "Mercy" "I'm fresh out" "I said, don't give the prick the satisfaction...sir" "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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She wants to play lumberjack, she's going to have to learn to handle her end of the log. “I used to be totally into Steve Vai and Joe Satriani and other shredders, and I tried to emulate what they did and really grow as a guitarist,” Mr. Hanneman said in “Louder Than Hell.” “Then I said, ‘I don’t think I’m that talented, but more important, I don’t care.’ ” | |||
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Yeah, I can fly it. I’m the best there is! Regards, P. | |||
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I'll use the Red Key |
Chief, I was just wondering: I suppose that mangy red-bone hound’s got no place else to go either. [spits tobacco juice on the dog’s forehead] He might as well ride along with us; Hell, everybody else is. ---- You say those horses belong to them pilgrims ---- Around here, we got something known as a Missouri boat ride. Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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| Unhyphenated American |
Endeavor to persevere. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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"Speaking of whale shit, what have you turned up Briggs?" | |||
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THE SIGGUY |
"was it 5 or 6 shots? I lost count ... well, do you feel lucky punk? " -------------------------------------------------------2/28/2015 ~ Rest in peace Dad. Lt Commander E.G.E. USN Love you. | |||
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Legalize the Constitution |
Well, that’s mighty white of you. _______________________________________________________ despite them | |||
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| Three on, one off |
If I was half as ugly as you, Sgt. Major, I’d be a poster boy for a prophylactic!” | |||
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