Every Christmas I plan to log into the latest FPS game that I have had for a couple months to take out the Christmas Noobs.

Then they still kill me.

I wonder if they think about logging in for the first time on Christmas morning and owning the old farts.

I had the same idea.

Except this old fart is proud of his camping skills and gets yelled at by the noobs.


It’s a legitimate strategy!

I call it aggressively waiting.



I doubt I got 49 kills. The game counts stupidly. Probably 30 something. I had multiple scorestreaks on the field.

That must be a great hiding spot!