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Glorious SPAM!
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...if you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln...

...it's got eight cylinders and uses them all..

...got overdrive just wont stall...

...got safety tubes tubes but I aint scared...

...The brakes are good, the tires fair...

...was driving up grape vine hill was passing cars like they were standing still...
 
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Telephone poles look like a picket fence


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They said, "Slow down! I see spots!
The lines on the road just look like dots."


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All of a sudden in the wink of an eye
A Cadillac sedan passed us by
I said boys, it's marked for me
By then the taillights was all you could see.
 
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It happened on the strip where the road is wide..

Two cool shorts standing side by side

Yeah my fuel Injected Stingray and a 413...

..My stingray is light the slicks are starting to spin but the 413's really digging in..powershift here we go...

He's hot with Ram induction but its understood I got a Fuel Injected Engine Sitting under My hood...
 
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Originally posted by mbinky:
It happened on the strip where the road is wide..

Two cool shorts standing side by side

Yeah my fuel Injected Stingray and a 413...

..My stingray is light the slicks are starting to spin but the 413's really digging in..powershift here we go...

He's hot with Ram induction but its understood I got a Fuel Injected Engine Sitting under My hood...


Different song.

OP ends:

They arrested me and they put me in jail
Called my pappy to throw my bail
And he said "Son, you're going to drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln"


First 45 I ever bought - the Commander Cody and Lost Planet Airmen version



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The first verse:
 
Have you heard this story of the Hot Rod Race
When Fords and Lincolns was settin' the pace.
That story is true, I'm here to say
I was drivin' that Model A.

refers to a 1950 song by George Wilson, which became a hit for Arkie Shibley.
 
Hot Rod Race.
 

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Bill Kirchen's version is great:




Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsLdufJePz0




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Bill Kirchen's version is great:

I don't think I've heard a bad version of the song. One of my favorites is from Asleep at the Wheel.
 
 
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Years ago, I liked those two door Mark Lincolns. Always wanted to buy one and have some variation of an HRL license plate.
 
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The boy woulda been driving this.

And the Lincoln was a twelve banger.




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Took a corner, side swiped a truck
Crossed my fingers just for luck
My fenders was clicking the guard rail post
The guy beside me was white as a ghost





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