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| We gonna get some oojima in this house!  |
And a Dr. Pepper. ----------------------------------------------------------- TCB all the time... | ||
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Working for Water |
and make it quick I am in a god damn hurry. One of the best | |||
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| Rail-less and Tail-less |
“You wan somethin’!” “Hush puppies daddy” “We ain’t got time for that crap!!!” _______________________________________________ Use thumb-size bullets to create fist-size holes. | |||
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| I am a leaf on the wind... |
Put da evidence in da car! _____________________________________ "We must not allow a mine shaft gap." | |||
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Apparently, actors in a movie will routinely overdub some of their lines after shooting is complete, so that sanitized versions of the movie without the profanity, can be shown on television. Gleason reportedly couldn't be bothered, so when you see the movie on TV, it's obvious and pretty funny, when the soundtrack switches back and forth from Gleason's voice to his stand-in's imitation. | |||
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"The top came of daddy..." "I wish your got damn head was init..." | |||
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| Bodhisattva |
When we get home, I'm gonna smack yo momma in the mouth. | |||
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There is NO WAY that you came from my loins! | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
"Hey boy, I'm looking for Sheriff Brandford" "I AM Sheriff Brandford" "Oh...my apologies....you sounded a little...taller.... on da radio" ----------------------------------- "The fact that you are a Sheriff is not germane to the situation" "The god damn Germans got nuthin to do with it" | |||
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Had a lot friends, dint he, Daddy! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Notary Sojac |
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker. Golden lads and girls all must, As chimney-sweepers, come to dust. | |||
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What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law. "Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that' George Carlin | |||
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The got-dammed Germans got nothin' to do with it! "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
If you're gonna hang out in places like this, wear a badge on your didey. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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