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Steven Wright: Comedian, philosopher

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June 13, 2019, 01:48 PM
18DAI
Steven Wright: Comedian, philosopher
I spilled spot remover on my dog.......and now he's gone.


7+1 Rounds of hope and change
June 15, 2019, 06:14 PM
AUTiger89
"Isn't it a shame that one percent of lawyers give the other ninety-nine percent a good name?"



Phone's ringing, Dude.
June 15, 2019, 06:31 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
"If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?"


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