Do YOU want to do the operation? FINE, you come on up here and you do it!

Sorry for the derail, but that line reminds me of a friend. He was going in for knee surgery courtesy of the U.S. Army. Before being wheeled in, he asked my wife if she had lipstick. She said yes, and handed him her lipstick.

He proceeded to write on his leg "Not this one" with an arrow pointing to his knee on one leg, and "this one" with an arrow pointing to his knee to be operated on the other one.

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You just watch your mouuutthhh mister.

It is my job to evaluate your character types. I have finished my evaluations.

What does it say?

Pussies.

Every minute you don't tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger.

Mine or yours?

Yours.

Damn!

Here's a picture of my sister. If you let us go you can have her. I hear she's quite good.

We mock what we don't understand.

What's this?

You don't want it!!!!

Why don't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?

Wait a minute.
What's going on here?
-You have a tent?

Source programmable guidance.

Every minute you don't tell us why you are here,I cut off a finger.

Mine or yours?

Soulfinger by the Barkays!

for gods sakes show some balls!

I think it's too late to try and impress them.

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Still funny.