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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Audrey is frozen from the waist down. It’s all part of the experience. What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | ||
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Dad...did you bring a saw? Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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Can’t see the lines, can you Russ? My favorite movie of all time. They are showing it on the big screen here in a few weeks. I can’t wait to go. “Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014 | |||
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| Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Squirrel! Our Thanksgiving tradition to play it after dinner, over 20 years now. What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? | |||
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Shitter is full. | |||
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We throw it on at work for those working overnight on Christmas night. It's the only day of the year that we do that. The bosses leaves us alone. | |||
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I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels. | |||
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"Grace? She died 30 years ago"! | |||
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"The lights aren't twinkling, Clark." "I know, and thanks for pointing that out, Art." | |||
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In Odin we trust |
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised that I am right now.... _________________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than omnipotent moral busybodies" ~ C.S. Lewis | |||
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| I am a leaf on the wind... |
Where you gonna plant that thing? Bend over and I'll show you. _____________________________________ "We must not allow a mine shaft gap." | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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You've got a lot of neve talking to me like that Griswold! I wasn't talking to you! | |||
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Working for Water |
Can I refill your egg nog, get you something to eat, drive you out to the middle of no where and leave you for dead? | |||
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That there is an RrrrrVee. | |||
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Serenity now! |
We're stuck under a truck, Clark! Do you honestly think I don't know that? Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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What about the kids? His kids can fend for themselves | |||
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| Get busy living or get busy dying!  |
Load me up with some of that, Clark, it is ggggoooooodddd! | |||
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Everybody has a "Cousin Eddie.". Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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| In Odin we trust |
Merry Christmas from the Family _________________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than omnipotent moral busybodies" ~ C.S. Lewis | |||
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