Audrey is frozen from the waist down.


It’s all part of the experience.

Dad...did you bring a saw?

Can’t see the lines, can you Russ?

My favorite movie of all time. They are showing it on the big screen here in a few weeks. I can’t wait to go.

Squirrel!



Our Thanksgiving tradition to play it after dinner, over 20 years now.

Shitter is full.

We throw it on at work for those working overnight on Christmas night. It's the only day of the year that we do that. The bosses leaves us alone.

I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

"Grace? She died 30 years ago"!

"The lights aren't twinkling, Clark."

"I know, and thanks for pointing that out, Art."

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised that I am right now....

Where you gonna plant that thing?
Bend over and I'll show you.

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

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Originally posted by jeffxjet:
Where you gonna plant that thing?
Bend over and I'll show you.

You've got a lot of neve talking to me like that Griswold!
I wasn't talking to you!

Can I refill your egg nog, get you something to eat, drive you out to the middle of no where and leave you for dead?

That there is an RrrrrVee.

We're stuck under a truck, Clark!
Do you honestly think I don't know that?

What about the kids? His kids can fend for themselves

Load me up with some of that, Clark, it is ggggoooooodddd!

Everybody has a "Cousin Eddie.".