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The Unmanned Writer
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posted June 15, 2017 09:53 PM
What hump?






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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posted June 15, 2017 10:26 PMHide Post
What Knockers.




Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

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Rule #1: Use enough gun
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posted June 15, 2017 11:09 PMHide Post
Elevate me.



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posted June 15, 2017 11:15 PMHide Post
Here? Now?



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He vas my boyfriend!


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posted June 16, 2017 06:06 AMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Sailor1911:
What Knockers.


Ah, sank you doctor.
 
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I'm Different!
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posted June 16, 2017 07:25 AMHide Post
I heard the strangest music from the upstairs kitchen and I just... followed it down. Call it... a hunch. Ba-dum chi.



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posted June 16, 2017 12:06 PMHide Post
Put...the candle...back


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posted June 16, 2017 01:25 PMHide Post
Didn’t you use to have that on the other side?
 
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posted June 16, 2017 01:29 PMHide Post
It could be worse.




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Abby Normal
 
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Throw the third switch!
 
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The Unmanned Writer
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posted June 16, 2017 02:01 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by NavyAgShooter:
Throw the third switch!


Not the third switch!!






Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
 
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posted June 16, 2017 02:37 PMHide Post
Could be worse.

How?

Could be raining.
 
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posted June 16, 2017 02:58 PMHide Post
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Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?


You take the blond, I'll take the one in the turban.

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.



"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...



 
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posted June 16, 2017 04:30 PMHide Post
Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay? It's fun.


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"Frau Blücher"

(Horse whinneys in terror...)




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Frankensteeen


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Werewolf? There wolf.
 
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