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Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but T-Bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one asshole from New York tried to order trout back in 1987. We don't sell no goddamned trout. T-bone steaks. So either you don't want the corn on the cob, or you don't want the green beans. So what don't you want? What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | ||
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Yeah! That's a great flick. Lots of good lines in that one. "But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock "If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Clarence Worley | |||
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"Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb." "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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You'll think there is 10 of me! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Those banks loaned the least they could so they could swipe your mama’s land. --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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"Don't chase me Chief". Sunglasses removed. "You Commanche?...Lords of the plains". Indian nods. "Lords of nothing now". "I call". "Show your cards gentlemen". After Ben Foster's character concedes the hand the Indian grabs the pot and puts his sunglasses back on and stands up to follow Foster. "You know what Commanche means? It means enemies forever". "Enemies with who?" "With everyone". "You know what that makes me?" Indian smiles and says "an enemy." Foster's character: "No. It makes me Commanche."This message has been edited. Last edited by: Modern Day Savage, | |||
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Rattlesnake for a waitress. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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