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You ever hear of a ritual killing? End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | ||
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"Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face." "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Because he cant get the goddamned washing machine to work! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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"Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes! Isn't that something? I'm onto cigars now. I'm onto a five-year plan: I eliminated the cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm onto that nicotine gum." | |||
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And a great movie car: 77 Mercury Marquis Brougham coupe. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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My uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour. --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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Car's on fire. ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle! "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason chartprepping.com Retirement Planning and Random Musings from a Military Perspective | |||
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Fair enough. I like to carry it, you never know when you're going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home... then I'd like to know I have it. Not to kill, no. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Slash! Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Fowap! Ooooo! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. You're not a gnat are you, Bug? Wait a minute, bug, gnat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back. Heh heh heh heh | |||
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Buck : Did you brush your teeth? Miles : Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush. Buck : You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it. To see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet. [Miles imagines hearing sirens, Buck leaves] Maisy Russell : If that's true, we're gonna really have to start brushing our teeth. "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason chartprepping.com Retirement Planning and Random Musings from a Military Perspective | |||
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