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The Unmanned Writer |
Enjoy all you Lumberjacks! Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | ||
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Mensch |
If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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| A teetotaling beer aficionado  |
Run away! Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves. -D.H. Lawrence | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Good news, thanks. Notice they do not so much fly as plummet. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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"What's 20 Quid to the Bloody Midland Bank?" -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| So let it be written, so let it be done...  |
"It's not dead... It's just resting... It's pining for the fijords!" 'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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In Odin we trust |
"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!" _________________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than omnipotent moral busybodies" ~ C.S. Lewis | |||
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| The Constable |
Nudge, nudge. Wink, Wink. Know what I mean? | |||
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DeadHead |
Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the "how's your father?". Harry Blighter dickie-birded, feathered back on his Sammie, took a waspie, flipped over on his Betty Harpers, and caught his can in the Bertie!  "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Pardon me. Is this the right room for an argument? | |||
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W07VH5 |
I'm finding it hard to sit through. In days of olde I would watch them for hours or listen to their albums and laugh and laugh. But now, when John Cleese gets loud it grates my nerves. I think humor has evolved. Or maybe my funny bone went dull. Still, I believe every comedian and writer owes a lot to those good ol' Brits. I am going to watch them again to relive some old laughs. | |||
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| The Unmanned Writer |
No it's not Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| W07VH5 |
That was never 5 minutes. | |||
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| The Unmanned Writer |
RSM Teaching Self-Defense: You, Mr. Tinned Peach! Mr. Thompson (Tinned Peach): Thompson. RSM Teaching Self-Defense: Mr. Thompson, take this raspberry and come on! Be as vicious as you like with it! Mr. Thompson (Tinned Peach): No. RSM Teaching Self-Defense: Why not? Mr. Thompson (Tinned Peach): You'll shoot me. RSM Teaching Self-Defense: I won't. Mr. Thompson (Tinned Peach): You shot Mr. Harrison. RSM Teaching Self-Defense: That was self-defense! Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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"Member" |
If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy... _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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