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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? | |||
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Caribou gorn |
Tag em'... and bag 'em. I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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Purveyor of Fine Avatars |
"Enhance...enhance...enhance..." "Just print the damned thing!" "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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Hey, bear fucker! "You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer") | |||
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non ducor, duco |
Climb up on Uncle Rabbit's lap, Arlo, okay? I don't think that such a good idea, Thorn. Uh, right. Okay, why don't you just in the middle, buddy? First In Last Out | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
I hate to break up the like fest, but it’s prime time for crime time... What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? | |||
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posting without pants |
OH gimme the goddamn soap! (bites the bar of soap) Strive to live your life so when you wake up in the morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up." | |||
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Three on, one off |
Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. Farva: It's powdered sugar. Grady: The lice hate the sugar. Farva: It's delicious. | |||
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