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This still holds up all these years later. I still think it is the funniest thing ever put on TV. I've written a whole Cowboy Match around it which we'll be shooting tomorrow (Saturday 11/11) in Toccoa, GA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zuj3dwZl64&t=5s Stage 1 - The Big Guy Arthur Carlson is the head of a struggling newspaper in Cincinnati, Kansas, the Western Kansas Regional Post (or WKRP). After bringing on a young, handsome manager, Andy Travis, he begins to feel marginalized. He feels that he needs to assert himself and bring fame to his paper by “giving back” to the community of Cincinnati, Kanas. And what better way to do that in November than by donating Turkeys to the townsfolk. The big guy gathers his staff and reveals what this venture is going to entail. Arthur says “All it’s going to take is your complete cooperation, absolute secrecy, and 20 live turkeys” Line “…and 20 live turkeys”. Starting Position: Start standing behind the left barrel facing the “staff” (uprange) with both hands out as if explaining something. Procedure: When ready say “and 20 live Turkeys”! At the beep, Turn facing targets and pick up rifle. Shoot the Rifle targets in the following order R1, R2, R3 R4, R4, Repeat. Move to behind barrel (body must be behind barrel). With revolvers, engage the 4 pistol targets in the following order. P1, P2, P3, P4, P4. Repeat with second revolver. Holster and move to shotgun. Engage the knockdown targets until down. NOW WITH PICTURES AND VIDEOS: Now with pictures and videos: Link to all photos and videos https://www.flickr.com/gp/84618463@N04/MU77f5 Stage 5 Stage Description: Stage 5 Description by Dave Steier, on Flickr DSCN1213 by Dave Steier, on Flickr Badlands Bob DSCN1161 by Dave Steier, on FlickrThis message has been edited. Last edited by: Rolan_Kraps, Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | ||
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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly - Arthur Carlson One of my favorite shows to watch back in college.This message has been edited. Last edited by: drew3630, | |||
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I saw this as a kid and it stuck with me all these years. I was shocked when I saw the turkeys in my yard actually fly off. Not exactly graceful but after a running start they did get airborne. "You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer") | |||
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Wild turkeys fly just fine; domestic ones, bred for the dinner table, are too heavy and ungainly. All these years later, I still start laughing when I think of Arthur Carlson delivering that line: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" Some years before the series began, I did radio news for a station not unlike WKRP, and could identify with the show. Missing Loni Anderson, of course. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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"...community of Cincinnati, Kansas..." Cincinnati is in Ohio! Jim | |||
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Though maybe the joke went over my head...not unusual at all! Was the funniest TV segment though! Jim | |||
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I'm not laughing WITH you |
For COWBOY Action Shooting I had to take poetic license and move it a little further West. Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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Meh...you can have her. Bailey was much better. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
Meh...you can have her. Bailey was much better.[/QUOTE A...freken...men...Bailey was the one...nuff said!... Rolan...if I didn't have company this weekend, I would make the drive down and burn some Clays with y'all...shoot fast and safe ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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We actually had a Bailey Quarters on the staff. Not as hot (To this day, I don't think any woman is as hot as she was, at least in Hollywood!), but still hot, a red head who was looney as they come. Thought the Black Helicopters were surveilling her every day, never connected with the fact that she lived next door to the County Sheriff Department traffic helicopter pad. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Classic! How about: "Phone police"? I still drop that line. | |||
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also remember the episode where they got Johnny drunk to try to prove that reaction times increased the more you drank the more Johnny drank, the faster he got that was a nice touch I thought [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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I'm not laughing WITH you |
Now with pictures and videos: Link to all photos and videos https://www.flickr.com/gp/84618463@N04/MU77f5 Stage 5 Stage Description: Stage 5 Description by Dave Steier, on Flickr DSCN1213 by Dave Steier, on Flickr Badlands Bob DSCN1161 by Dave Steier, on Flickr Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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If you're gonna be a bear, be a Grizzly! |
Jan Smithers, who played Bailey, was the wholeseome, girl next door type, and was way sexier to my 14 year old mind than Loni Anderson. My 50 year old mind still agrees. Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago. | |||
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They were both hawt, just in different ways. What a great show. ________________________ Hi,I'm Buck Melonoma,Moley Russels' wart. | |||
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Yeah, I would have wanted to "grow old" with her. Seeing her now, not so much. Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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Um, I'm almost afraid to ask, but are your targets garden fannies with massive testicles? "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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Artie, they are the south end of a North facing Bull. I didn't pick 'em. Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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True, but at least she didn't seem to go the bad plastic surgery route to stay "young". Harshest Dream, Reality | |||
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Exactly what I meant. If I had seen her over time the difference between the 1970's and today wouldn't have been so "striking". Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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