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For your wife, or your girlfriend? | ||
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| I am a leaf on the wind... |
Tis the season to be Mary! _____________________________________ "We must not allow a mine shaft gap." | |||
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Look Russ, can’t see the lines can you?!? "Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen... | |||
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"Well That's my name" Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris | |||
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What? What happened? Whoooph! I guess... it wouldn't be any... woah, hehe... wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they... HOTTER than they are! Wooo, it IS warm in here. Well, you have your coat on. Yes. Oh, do I? How did that happen? Because it's cold out? Yes! Yes. it is. It's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out. Ha ha ha ha ha! What did I say, nipple? Hehe... ahhh, there is a nip in the air, though. | |||
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Can I take something out for you? | |||
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No shit? (Got to watch this on the big screen Saturday night) | |||
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"Fixed the newel post!" "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Dad? Did you bring a saw?… Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I'll show you. You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold! I wasn't talking to you. | |||
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"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." - Uncle Lewis "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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Russ, go get the hammer. Clark, what do you need a hammer for? I'm gonna catch it in the coat…and smack it with the hammer! | |||
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House sure does look swell, Clark. | |||
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Probably on a trip |
Every time Catherine revved up the microwave I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about a half hour. This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears above ground he is a protector. Plato | |||
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Yes officer, it seems my husband's been abducted. The man was, was wearing a blue leisure suit. Plates were from Kansas. He was a huge, beastly...bulging man. | |||
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That’s an RV Clark! “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” | |||
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it was at a local theater last Christmas, excellent to see it uncut and on the big screen agian https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/ | |||
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I'm usually at this point about 2-3 days into the week+ long Christmas celebration/get-togethers that my wife's extended family does. Luckily this year we are getting a break and everyone's doing Christmas at their own homes the entire last week of December: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!" | |||
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