And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it
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Posts: 16312 | Location: Florida | Registered: June 23, 2003
Originally posted by Sailor1911: It's just a flesh wound.
I was in high school at a JV football pizza party. Coach played this for us. I had never heard of it. I didn't really get the movie until that scene and I almost choked on my pizza, coughing it back up to laugh.
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"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!"
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Posts: 9530 | Location: Somewhere looking for ammo that nobody has at a place I haven't been to for a pistol I couldn't live without... | Registered: December 02, 2014
I dont think I could go see it in the theatres no matter how much I wanted to.
Everyone, including myself, saying every line outloud would probably ruin it.
Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed.
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