Might have to go, if there's a local showing.

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It's just a flesh wound.

Ni.

"How do you know she is a witch?"

Ad lib line made the final cut.

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Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo:
"How do you know she is a witch?"

Well, she HAS got a mole.

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Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo:
"How do you know she is a witch?"

She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I, I got better.

And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it

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Originally posted by Sailor1911:
It's just a flesh wound.

I was in high school at a JV football pizza party. Coach played this for us. I had never heard of it.
I didn't really get the movie until that scene and I almost choked on my pizza, coughing it back up to laugh.

A spanking!

0-0

"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!"

I can still use this one for another 2.5 months

'Tis but a scratch.

If there is a theater near me showing it I AM GOING! This is one of my all time favorites.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!

I dont think I could go see it in the theatres no matter how much I wanted to.

Everyone, including myself, saying every line outloud would probably ruin it.

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Originally posted by Shaql:
I dont think I could go see it in the theatres no matter how much I wanted to.

Everyone, including myself, saying every line outloud would probably ruin it.

maybe not,


would be worth the price of admission to see,

if it plays here in RVA, I will go

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Originally posted by Shaql:
I dont think I could go see it in the theatres no matter how much I wanted to.

Everyone, including myself, saying every line outloud would probably ruin it.

But if you go into it expecting it, could make it fun.