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Worst Christmas song ever without a doubt is Dan Fogelberg's Same Auld Lang Syne And any version of Santa Baby ———————————————— The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad. If we got each other, and that's all we have. I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand. You should know I'll be there for you! | ||
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Get Off My Lawn |
John & Yoko's X-Mas song. A terrible song, 3 minutes of pain and agony. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Yes that is a painful one, along with Christmas Shoes Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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ALL OF THEM!!! I nearly rip the radio out of my dash every December because all anybody plays is Xmas garbage. Is it march yet? A Perpetual Disappointment... | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
Before I joined the Air Force, I worked in an office. For 3 YEARS, from the day after Thanksgiving to New Years day, they played NOTHING BUT Christmas music. I got SO fed up with garbage music. The negative conditioning was so bad for me (music is my kryptonite), that only now, 27 years later, can I go to a shopping center (or someplace similar) without going slightly insane from the listening to that crap (they never played Christian Christmas songs (like Silent Night, O Come Emanuel, etc), so I continue to enjoy those). It wouldn't be so bad were it not for the fact that there is practically NO NEW Christmas music out there. No, every single douchebag with a recording contract wants to churn out a 'Christmas Album' with the SAME 12 songs on it. I mean, EVERY 'big' name 'artist' does their own version of these SAME OLD SONGS, and they all try to 'make the songs their own,' mostly by butchering the lyrics, 'over-souling' the heck out of them, or changing the speed of the cadence. Even though I can handle it in small doses (I don't go shopping unless I have my MP3 player and headphones), a few of the crappier songs stand out that I still can't tolerate: Winter Wonderland (so unoriginal that they have to rhyme 'blue bird' with 'new bird' Santa Baby (as much as I love Eartha Kitt, I cannot stand this song) Santa Claus is Coming to Town, by the Jackson 5 (the skrill autistic shrieking of that 5-yr old brat makes my skin crawl) Happy Holidays Jingle Bell Rock (what the HECK is a 'jingle horse?' ) Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Amy and every thing with Yoko in it is defined as "terrible."  Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| Man Once Child Twice |
I don’t think Fogelbergs song was meant to be a Christmas song. A song about a chance encounter with an old gf during the holidays. It’s been made into something it’s not. | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
Paul McCartney's "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time" makes me want punch the radio...I simply despise that song  ...The "Christmas Shoes" song is one of the most downer songs ever written...I had never heard it until Airsoft Guy made mention of it a few years ago and youtubed it...it's horrible! "Santa Baby" just sucks out loud...double sucks when Mariah Carey sings it... John Lennon's "So This Is Christmas" is awful too. ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
That abomination by Mariah Cary. "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Lots of terrible songs mentioned so far. Baby it's Cold Outside... the creepiest of all xmas songs. | |||
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Caribou gorn |
McCartney's Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time is not only the worst Christmas song ever, but THE worst song ever. How does the guy who wrote Yesterday and Let it Be turn around and write that? FWIW, I like a lot of Christmas music, especially religious-themed. I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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| Knows too little about too much  |
Fucking all of them. RMD TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…” Remember: After the first one, the rest are free. | |||
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| Eschew Obfuscation |
++++ Worst ever. No contest. _____________________________________________________________________ “One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them.” – Thomas Sowell | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
The dogs barking Jingle Bells. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Go Vols! |
That one annoys me too and it gets played tons! | |||
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| I'm not laughing WITH you  |
Y'all need to check out the "Anti-Christmas Carols" that Bob Rivers does. "Walkin' 'round in Women's underwear" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9URPvejWHk "The Restroom Door said Gentlemen"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlIs27Z5Hrk "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj-jGAJgZY I can't even listen to Christmas Carols without hearing his versions. Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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All advertisement jingles sung to the tune of Christmas songs, usually "Deck the Halls." | |||
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Literally ANY Christmas tune recorded by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Had the unfortunate occasion to go with family to see them live. What a colossal waste of time. -------------------------------------- | |||
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Santa Baby is awful. However, for me, the ultimate worst Christmas song ever is Nancy Sinatra's Rockin Around The Christmas Tree. As soon as the government gets your guns, they'll be back to take your Bible. | |||
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