Warren Zevon

Got a Glock in the bedside table
Machine gun leaning by the bedroom door.
Got a Kevlar vest in the closet
That I where when I go to the store.

One of his other ones isn't too bad a choice, either-

Well, I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too

I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this

I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck

Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

Lay that pistol down, babe, lay that pistol down. Pistol packin' mama,lay that pistol down.

and
Stag-o-Lee went home, and he got him a long foty fo

Theme music from The Good,Bad and Ugly.

IDK the way some of the shows have been I'd go with:
The Jerky Boys, German Marching tunes and Mr Saturday Night Special.

Now for some of the good shows, I'd go with Il Fortuna, The Hungarian March to the assault and the 1812 overture.

Goin' to a gun-show
Goin' to a gun-show
Na na na na, yeah
Well, there's a brand new piece I've found
Where people go from miles around
They come from everywhere
And if you drop in there
You might see anyone in town
Goin' to a gun-show
(Everybody's)
Goin' to a gun show
(Come on now)
Don't you want to go
(Yeah)


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quote:

Originally posted by CD228:
Mr Saturday Night Special.

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always it odd when I hear this at a gunshop,

seems odd to me to play a antigun song, in a shop