"When I can get 'em."

(Coming out of the shadows...) "Try this one."

(Pause, gulp. Hesitantly takes cigar, then puffs resolutely...)

(Fading back into shadows) "How did you know I have dry leprosy; that it isn't contagious?"

"I didn't."

(Laughs with approval).

...What a scene!

Blame is for God and small children.