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I don’t watch horror films. And I always thought like Bruce Lee said in Enter the Dragon “Why don’t someone pull out a 45 and bang swettle it?” This video, the RPG was my favorite  Like Red’s Dad in Friday when presented with a ready to fight Debo “no” and retreat.What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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These horror movies always crack me up because they all do the stupid "lets go explore this creepy dark house and not run the EFFFF AWAY" crap. | |||
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They kinda sorta did with The Hunt. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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At least in the 80’s there was always T&A What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Matt Best has a whole series of 4 videos in a similar vein, titled "If Veterans Were In Horror Movies" 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXsrH3cuDMA 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWs1RGrCjo 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjk7QVMMgZs 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gDPmOBTmrM | |||
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“Why can't we just get in the running car?” This phrase is a famous line from a GEICO insurance commercial that spoofs horror movie tropes, highlighting how characters often make absurdly poor decisions—like hiding behind chainsaws, instead of taking the logical escape route, such as getting into a running car to flee. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYae3ZAAbLc --------------------- DJT-45/47 MAGA !!!!! “Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.” "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken | |||
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If you want to see a tropes turned on themselves horror movie give Tucker and Dale vs Evil a watch. Fun flick. As an aside my wife and I were watching some cheesy horror movie on video about 25 years ago. She keeps “hearing noises” in the house and we keep pausing the movie. Finally I sigh, get up, go get a gun, sit it next to her and say “if a manic in a mask bursts through the bonus room doors….SHOOT HIM. Then shoot him again. Keep squeezing till he ain’t wheezing. Now can we finish the movie?” Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris | |||
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