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Don't Panic |
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The Unmanned Writer |
Are you for an argument? Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Don't Panic |
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Live long and prosper |
I would gladly join this thread but instead I'm hiding behind a bush. Truth be said, I am expecting the Spanish Inquisition... their weapons are... You know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. During the meanwhile, I'm enjoying a delious box of Whizzo Chocolates my friend Otto brought me. My phone alternate ringtone is 'Sit on my face....'. Of course, down here most people are clueless and don't pay any attention to it. 0-0 "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | |||
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Don't Panic |
Nicky is Not Being Seen! | |||
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Live long and prosper |
Call me Loretta! 0-0 "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | |||
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DeadHead |
Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the "how's your father". Harry Blighter dicky birded, feathered back on his sammie, took a waspie, flipped over on his Betty Harpers, and caught his can in the Bertie. "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Live long and prosper |
We apologize for the previous posts in this thread. The parties responsible for them have been sacked. A. Llama "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
I first started to watch this show on PBS, 1976, the same time as the classic SNL seasons. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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I'm not laughing WITH you |
Do you have anything without SPAM? Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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Slayer of Agapanthus |
'Allo Bruce! "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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High Speed Low Drag Operator in the Innis Mode |
the Norwegian Blue...lovely plumage *********************** I think the "check engine" light is burned out | |||
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Live long and prosper |
The Sigforum's People Front started another thread and it got crucified by 'The Roman'. Ha! Wankers! 0-0 "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | |||
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The Constable |
I never wanted to cut hair....I wanted to be....A LUMBERJACK! | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
A Møøse once bit my sister I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
ARBER: I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus! With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing! [singing] I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?! [talking] What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!... [singing] He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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california tumbles into the sea |
the larch. | |||
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Member |
I don’t care how fucking runny it is! | |||
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Hop head |
if you have not seen Spamalot live, I highly recommend it, (in the UK or US, both versions were excellent) also, if any member tours near you, it will be worth the price of admission, got to see Cleese and Idle together maybe 5yrs ago, absolutely fantastic show https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/ | |||
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Caribou gorn |
"Erogenous zoooone! Erogenous zooone!" Very woody sort of words, don't you think? I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log. | |||
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