Let's hear you say that.

MODEL "T" FORD AND A TANK FULL OF GAS.
MOUTH FULL OF PUSSY AND A HAND FULL OF ASS

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Originally posted by Fenris:
MODEL "T" FORD AND A TANK FULL OF GAS.
MOUTH FULL OF PUSSY AND A HAND FULL OF ASS

or was that...
HAND FULL OF PUSSY AND A MOUTH FULL OF ASS

It makes a distinctive sound when fired at us.

"Raise your chin up...higher"

I said don't give the prick the satisfaction.......... Sir.

improvise, adapt, overcome

Why don't I just bend you over that table and nail you in the keester? I'll send you home with a "I just pumped the neighbor's cat look on your face."

With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.

It seemed like the thing to do at the time.

You're dead marine! You just got your legs blown off, and we have to send a search party out for your testicles.

Swede... Swede...

Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie outta my face before I shove it so far up your ass you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it.

Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared.

You're in the wrong ambush site.

We're Marines, sir. We're paid to adapt, to improvise.

Major, you are beginning to bore me.

If you ladies think that you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a pussy, well queer bait, you're going to start acting like Marines right now!

I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the shit hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine "No more short time". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!