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Rule #1: Use enough gun |
Well, I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't. When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | ||
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I'll use the Red Key |
Men, welcome to the United States Army. I'm Sergeant Hulka. I'm your drill sergeant. Before we proceed any further, we gotta get something straight. Your mamas are not here to take care of you now. It's just you, me, and Uncle Sam. And before I leave you, you're gonna find out that me and Uncle Sam are one in the same. Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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Uncle Hulka? —————————————————— If the meek will inherit the earth, what will happen to us tigers? | |||
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Resident Undertaker |
Lighten up Francis John The key to enforcement is to punish the violator, not an inanimate object. The punishment of inanimate objects for the commission of a crime or carelessness is an affront to stupidity. | |||
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C'mon, rhythm! Hut, 2, 3, 4. Black guys help the white guys... What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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I wish I was a loofa! Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin | |||
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That's the fact, Jack! | |||
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Fly High, A.J. |
Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor...at the YMCA | |||
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You ever see a monk get wildly fucked by a couple of teenage girls? Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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DeadHead |
It's Czechoslovakia, we zip in, we zip out. It's like going to Wisconsin. "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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You can't go, all the plants are gonna die! | |||
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I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin. This movie convinced me to join the army. And my rig has a license plate of EM504x4 Ignem Feram | |||
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Sigforum K9 handler |
^^^^^^^^^ True | |||
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Devil's Advocate |
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals? John Winger: [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or... Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask. Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*. John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special? Recruiter: I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph... * * * I went to boot camp in '82, and the movie was still fresh enough that as we were being instructed to stand up to get off the bus at Cape May, some idiot shouted: "Aw, man, where's Bill Murray?" Things did not go well from there. ________ Homo sum: humani nil a me alienum puto | |||
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Mistake Not... |
What kind of training son? Army training sir!! ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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uber-geek |
It's not the speed so much. I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough syrup this morning. "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason chartprepping.com Retirement Planning and Random Musings from a Military Perspective | |||
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That’s a fact, Jack. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
Son of bitch, shit. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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