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I haven't had a carb since 2004! | ||
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The Catalina f*ckin' wine mixer! | |||
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"POW!!" | |||
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Boats and hoes | |||
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Pand...there's a D on the end. ---------------------------- Tony Guns in my collection: Awaiting next purchase | |||
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It's the Catalina Fuckin' Wine Mixer. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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There's so much more room for activities!! "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason chartprepping.com Retirement Planning and Random Musings from a Military Perspective | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Why are you sweating? ... I was watching Cops. | |||
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Tonight I'm going to pleasure myself at the image of you punching Derek | |||
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I tea bagged your drum set. Niech Zyje P-220 Steve | |||
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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Stay golden Pony Boy! Niech Zyje P-220 Steve | |||
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Get on the fifty! |
The clown has no penis "Pickin' stones and pullin' teats is a hard way to make a living. But, sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails." "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled." | |||
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I got a belly full of white dogshit! | |||
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Do you wanna do karate in the garage? Yup! !~God Bless the U.S. Military~! If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak | |||
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Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go! | |||
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"The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria, I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria..." My son dragged me to this movie when it came out. I was in tears from all the laughs I had. __________________________ "just look at the flowers..." | |||
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I almost choked to death in my seat during the boats and hoes song. Literally. Hilarious. Was that a fart? ---------------------------- Tony Guns in my collection: Awaiting next purchase | |||
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Did we just become best friends? Yup. | |||
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I know your lying, we both know COPS doesn't come on until 4. NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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