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Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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”What did you say?”

“I said you can stick it in your ass!"






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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May I make a statement, McKay?

Go ahead!

Your mouthwash ain't makin' it.



"But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock
"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Clarence Worley
 
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Back, and
to the left
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Enforcer favorites:

This is the local chapter of the VFW...uh very few whites.


This guy runs like a jackrabbit, I'm not about to let him go!


Well that sounds very stylish.


Look right here, what it says. Eat at Luigi's.
 
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Thank you
Very little
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"I'll tell you what you are to me, little man. You're just a maggot who sells dirty pictures."


"Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony..."
 
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One of my favorite movies.

Personnel? That's for assholes!

I was in Personnel for ten years.

Yeah.



"But, as luck would have it, he stood up. He caught that chunk of lead." Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock
"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." Clarence Worley
 
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"Hey Harry, I'm just talking to ... JESUS CHRIST!"

"Give him my best."

That was the first rated R movie I ever saw.

I love watching the liquor store holdup scene, because that was filmed right next door to the San Francisco Gun Exchange on 2nd St. I can't believe there was a time when one of the best Northern California gun stores was right in the middle of downtown San Francisco. That was where I first marveled at pistols from the Smith & Wesson Performance Center.
 
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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We watched “Dirty Harry” on one of the streaming services on Friday, the wife wanted to watch the rest of them, but of course all the rest were rent or buy Roll Eyes $4/ea to rent or buy the set on Apple for $35.

Wife checked Amazon, got the 5 movie set on DVD for $11 with next day delivery. Watched “Magnum Force” and The Enforcer” on Sat, then “Sudden Impact” and “The Dead Pool” on Sunday. Great way to spend a cold, gray, and wet weekend.






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...


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Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
 
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...



Whoa, Deja vu man… (4 post ^ that away… Wink )






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
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Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
The Mayor: I think he's got a point.
 
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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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"Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony..."

"I'd like to know if anyone here knows what the hell law is being broken."
[Moore rattles off the law verbatim, surprising and grudgingly impressing Harry]

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If she wants to play lumberjack, she’s got to learn to handle her end of the log.




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"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



 
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Mayor: “alright, let’s have it”

Harry: “have what?”

Mayor: “your report…what you’ve been doing”

Harry: “well, for the past three quarters of an hour, I’ve been sitting on my ass, in your outer office, waiting on you.”
 
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