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posted July 27, 2020 10:33 AM
Bill Roberts?

No not that mother scratcher, Bill Parker!
 
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posted July 27, 2020 11:30 AMHide Post
Son, you got a panty on your head!


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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Barbarian at the Gate
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posted July 27, 2020 12:33 PMHide Post
Aw, it ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded.



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- Principal Skinner.


 
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posted July 27, 2020 02:34 PMHide Post
There's a spherical object, resting on the highway, and it ain't a piece of the car!
 
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posted July 27, 2020 02:44 PMHide Post
"Goddamnit, you never leave a man behind! WHOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."
 
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posted July 27, 2020 03:30 PMHide Post
Edwina's insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase.


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posted July 27, 2020 05:40 PMHide Post
You gotta get 'em dip-tet boosters yearly or else they'll develop lockjaw and night vision
 
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Bunch of savages
in this town
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posted July 27, 2020 06:23 PMHide Post
My friends call me Lenny, but I got no friends.


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I apologize now...
 
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posted July 27, 2020 07:01 PMHide Post
Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real bad.


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Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.

 
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posted July 28, 2020 06:49 AMHide Post
They had Yoda's and shit on 'em!
 
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I have lived the
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posted August 01, 2020 09:35 AMHide Post
Son, you're not just telling us what we want to hear?

No sir, no way.

Cause we just wanna hear the truth.

Well, I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.

Son, didn't we just tell you not to do that!

Yes sir.

Okay, then.




Phone's ringing, Dude.
 
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posted August 01, 2020 10:20 AMHide Post
Now, take that diaper off your head, and put it back on your sister!
 
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Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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posted August 01, 2020 11:20 AMHide Post
“We released ourselves on our own recognizance.”


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