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Thank You Doctor. Watching now, Endless Classic Lines Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | ||
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you take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban. | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
Hello. Do you want to go for a roll in the hay? "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP! | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
After hours slip brains through the slot in door...watching it also  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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"Could be raining"! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
There wolf! "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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SED-A-GIVE?! ___________________________________________ "Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?" -Dr. Thaddeus Venture | |||
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"Abby something. Abby Normal" | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
"It's EYE-gor!" Ms. Blucher - (sound of terrified horse) My wife and I have a running gag based on the revolving fireplace(?) scene: "Put. The candle. Back." Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
What 'ump? The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
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His Royal Hiney |
Walk this way. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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Frau Blucher! "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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| Back, and to the left  |
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| I have not yet begun to procrastinate |
He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker! -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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They're after my Lucky Charms! |
I love telling that joke at the National Zoo. My family, not so much. But last time I told it another dad was walking by and got a good laugh from it.
Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up Dirt Sailors Unite! | |||
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