We had a scenario like that at TDI when I took a class there 10 or so years ago.
February 18, 2022, 03:30 PM
fritz
Dillon minigun. Sadly, the Oreos probably won't fare well.
February 18, 2022, 03:32 PM
MWC
What kitchen in a home is 30 feet?
___________________________ Originally posted by Psychobastard: Well, we "gave them democracy"... not unlike giving a monkey a loaded gun.
February 18, 2022, 03:46 PM
MRMATT
quote:
What is she doing in the kitchen in the middle of the night?
Maybe she was making him a surprise sandwich - with oreos on the side.
_____________________________ "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington.
February 18, 2022, 03:48 PM
hrcjon
sadly the stage designer at our local weekly tactical match insists on letting me practice this all the time. and the results are not very encouraging for my wife. I think next time we have that setup I'm going to take some pictures of my results home to the wife and tell her not to be so careless about letting strangers in the house.
“So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong, and strike at what is weak.”
February 18, 2022, 03:50 PM
dsiets
What if there are two of them?
February 18, 2022, 03:52 PM
Malysh
quote:
Originally posted by Pale Horse: What is she doing in the kitchen in the middle of the night?
Is she eating my Oreos? Because god help her if she’s eating my damn Oreos again. I told her I was saving those for lunch tomorrow.
LOL!!
February 18, 2022, 04:04 PM
Flash-LB
quote:
Originally posted by MWC: What kitchen in a home is 30 feet?
Mine isn't either, but from the kitchen to the patio door is 17 yards, and it's all line of sight.
February 18, 2022, 04:30 PM
photohause
How the hell did she find the kitchen.......
Don't. drink & drive, don't even putt.
February 18, 2022, 04:50 PM
grumpy1
Go ahead and shoot her, she has a huge life insurance policy but I will kill you after that.
February 18, 2022, 05:28 PM
DSgrouse
I may just go back to bed if my sammich isn't made.
February 18, 2022, 05:58 PM
.38supersig
Laugo Alien
February 18, 2022, 06:35 PM
nolatone
quote:
Originally posted by Pale Horse: What is she doing in the kitchen in the middle of the night?
Is she eating my Oreos? Because god help her if she’s eating my damn Oreos again. I told her I was saving those for lunch tomorrow.
That’s why this is such a crucial question. You could miss her and hit the Oreos.
February 18, 2022, 07:05 PM
Scooter123
It would not hurt a thing to hit the Oreo's, they are simply a piss poor copy of the Hydrox cookie.
My choice of 9mm would be my S&W model 19-3. With the 2 1/2 inch barrel that mine is equipped with you get a very tight "fill" between front and rear sight so it's a real tack driver. BTW, I've put 12 out of 12 into a 7 inch target at 50 Yards shooting offhand with it.
I've stopped counting.
February 18, 2022, 07:27 PM
18DAI
I like wife 2.0, so it wouldn't be a 9mm. I would make that shot with my 4506-1. Then I would enjoy some Oreos with her.
7+1 Rounds of hope and change
February 18, 2022, 07:50 PM
dehughes
quote:
Originally posted by Walther Dude: Perp is holding a gun to your wife's head 30 ft. away in your kitchen in low light conditions. You believe he will kill her. You are armed with a 9mm semi-automatic from your nightstand.
What gun would it be? How confident would you be in the gun and for what reasons?
Whichever gun I've trained the most with. I'd be 100% confident, because I've trained the most with it.
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February 18, 2022, 07:51 PM
techguy
I’ll play. It would be my 9mm Springfield EMP 4 CCC. It’s a freaking tack driver.
February 18, 2022, 07:56 PM
P210
I’d say “That was a stupid dream”, get up, pee and go back to sleep.
February 18, 2022, 08:12 PM
Hay2bale
Rottweiler. Then Ruger, if necessary.
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February 18, 2022, 08:30 PM
apprentice
Pfft, take the ex...leave the Xbox. I got games on there that took a while to get to that level.