Even just a few hours ago, I didn't know I needed such a thing.
Now, also need.a.bell shaped muzzle device.with 1/2x28 threading.




"Tippmann Ordnance has introduced the .380 Pirate Pistol, featuring pump action and slam fire in a distinctive pirate-themed design. Key specifications include a 10-inch barrel, solid steel construction, walnut custom stocks, and a unique clam shell receiver. It comes in a custom treasure chest, enhancing its collectible appeal.

Tippmann Ordnance states “What do you get when you combine pump action, slam fire, and a pirate theme? The most unique addition to your collection.
The Pirate Pistol”

KEY DETAILS:

.380 Pump action with slam fire
1/2-28 threaded barrel
10″ barrel with 1:10 twist rate
6 Rounds in the tube plus 1 in the chamber
Solid steel construction
Walnut custom stocks
Clam shell style receiver
Ships in a custom treasure chest"


https://attackcopter.com/2026/...nance-pirate-pistol/

A couple or three weeks ago, I added to an order a box of 380 Auto 100 Grain TMC Streak Green cartridges from sgammo, for no logical reason I could think of.

Must have been a touch of prescience.

I have to admit I don’t know what slam fire means. I had to look it up. Looks like a fun albeit expensive hobby.

Needs a suppressor right ?

Bell shaped.

I mean... I guess it's a potentially interesting way to turn .380 rounds into smoke and noise, if one were so inclined, but that seems like a gimmick that would get old after the first few rounds.

So considering there's zero functional purpose to such a thing, and I can think of about a million other things I'd rather spend $800 on, plus I happen to think it's pretty ugly, it's definitely not my cup of tea.

Though there's an ass for every seat, I suppose. Just not this ass.

I'm still confused as to what this has to do with pirates. Is it supposed to look like a pirate's flintlock pistol?

Aaargh?

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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
..but that seems like a gimmick that would get old after the first few rounds.

So considering there's zero functional purpose to such a thing, and I can think of about a million other things I'd rather spend $800 on, plus I happen to think it's pretty ugly, it's definitely not my cup of tea.

Absolutely.
For a lot a new gun developments, I might state -- "Interesting. Not for me. Hope it works out for them." This one is along the lines of "WTF".

If slam fire means the same as my Winchester mdl 12 shotgun, I see this pistol as a good way to shoot yourself or somebody near by.

The Glock mag fed Tippmann Gatling Gun tempts me. But the "pirate" pistol? Pass.

I'd rather have and use a Glock 19.

Here's your bell end muzzle device - STS Loudener

Make it 9mm and not cost half as much and I’m in

Is there an option for a unit that is milled for a red dot ? Please say "yes" !

Rumored, yes! For Aimpoint COA, resembling a large barnacle.

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Originally posted by RichardC:
Rumored, yes! For Aimpoint COA, resembling a large barnacle.

Perfect....just what I was hoping for ! You made my day.