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War Damn Eagle! |
***Our randomly selected winner is...PASig!*** ***Thank you all who entered, this was a great thread and some of the posts had me seriously laughing!*** I was fortunate enough to win a 228 from our very own 12131, so I thought it only fair to karma off a pistol as well. Up for grabs is a Springfield Armory XD-9 4" Service Model in 9mm with 5 16-round mags and one 18-round Mec-Gar mag. Pistol is like new with only 250 rounds through it. It's not the latest and greatest hotness, but it goes bang everytime. Rules: 1. You have to post something funny. Video, meme, joke, whatever! Post something to make us all laugh. 2. Minimum of 100 posts. 3. Your FFL *MUST* accept shipments from an individual. 4. Only open to those who live in gun/magazine friendly states. No CA/NY/etc. Sorry folks. Karma will run until interest dies down and winner will be picked by random drawing. Good luck! This message has been edited. Last edited by: Snake207, | ||
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VERY NICE... I'm in. NRA Life Member | |||
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Free men do not ask permission to bear arms |
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand Digital numbers, and those who don't. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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Here's my favorite joke: What's the difference between a grape and a duck? they're both purple except the duck --------------------------- My hovercraft is full of eels. | |||
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Wild in Wyoming |
Told this to my visiting grandchildren: some thought it was funny - some not. Knock knock: Who's there? Orange Orange you glad you are here? I live in a free state without gun/mag limits. PC | |||
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My other Sig is a Steyr. |
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. | |||
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Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
Please enter me in your excellent Karma. If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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I set a 5 lb bone-in Prime ribeye out of the freezer last week to cook for Memorial Day. Cooked to 135 deg internal on my Kamado Joe yesterday, while it rained 2". It turned out great. The weather made me feel like this... | |||
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There are two types of people in this world: People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink!!! | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Thank you for this generous karma and the chance to win. Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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It's all fun and games until you realize that's not the monkey's finger on your lip! rambo | |||
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I'm Pickle Rick! |
Thanks for the chance. What do you call a deer with no eyes ......... no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ........... still no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no reproductive organs ....... still no F**king eye deer. Pickle Rick ______________________________ " Formally known as GotDogs " | |||
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Now and Zen |
Thank you for this very generous karma. ___________________________________________________________________________ "....imitate the action of the Tiger." | |||
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For real? |
Please and thank you. I have another young sibling ready to learn to shoot. Not minority enough! | |||
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Why did the old man fall into the well? He just didn't see that well. Thanks for the chance. No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain | |||
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Awesome Karma! Been wanting to try an XD, just always find something else I need more. This is a special from my 8 yr. old son. We were in hospital during his bone marrow transplant, and studying planets. Child life brought him a mobile of solar system, and one day primary Dr., who traded jokes constantly with my son, comes in. Dr. asks if he has any new jokes, at which point my son points to mobile and says “Where is Uranus’s anus? Dr. and I are cracking up, and my son says “Don’t you know, it’s on the dark side of its moon.” Dr. says he tells everyone now. Thanks again! | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
Awesome karma, I have sort of missed my XD and besides having another thread of funny stuff is great. "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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The Great Equalizer |
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Peripheral Visionary |
Please count me in and enjoy this clip: | |||
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Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated |
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. Thanks for the chance. Not as funny as the monkey pic though.... "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP! | |||
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