After a 9-month backorder, the Storm Vector I ordered finally arrived. I don't know whether to call it a knife or a machete. It is definitely a beast and worth the wait.

I know if I broke into your house and you came running down the stairs in your boxers at O’dark thirty waving that thing and screaming a half asleep, unintelligible pissed off war cry, I would be drastically rethinking my vocational pursuits while “unassing the AO” through whatever hole in the building that was large enough for me to do so in the most expedient manner.

So yeah impressive “knife” ya got there.

Running down the stairs with that thing could end badly for me too. I was walking through the house grabbing some cord to tie the lanyard and bumped my shirt - now there’s an extra hole in my shirt.