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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

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May 21, 2017, 12:18 AM
2012BOSS302
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
What's big, red and, eats rocks?


The Big Red Rockeater



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May 21, 2017, 12:29 AM
preten2b
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?


Corduroy


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
May 21, 2017, 12:40 AM
Expat
quote:
Originally posted by tk13:
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
What do you call a dog with no legs.


What do you call a cow wih no legs?

Ground beef.


What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean ground beef.
May 22, 2017, 02:16 PM
slabsides45
What's the name of Helen Keller's dog?

WYAAAAAAAAAUGH

(gotta think here...)


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May 22, 2017, 02:24 PM
YellowJacket
Hear about when Helen Keller fell into that well?

She screamed her fingers off.


There ain't much difference in the man I want to be and the man that I really am.
May 23, 2017, 09:20 AM
zoom6zoom
Old Jewish guy is sitting on a park bench eating his lunch.
Blind guy sits down beside him, and he hands him a matzoh to share.

Blind man takes it, then says.... "who wrote this crap?"



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
May 23, 2017, 10:03 AM
Patrick-SP2022
quote:
What do you call a dog with no legs.


Cigarette. Because you take him out for a drag.