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Why did the blind man fall into the well?

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May 21, 2017, 12:18 AM
2012BOSS302
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
What's big, red and, eats rocks?


The Big Red Rockeater



Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
May 21, 2017, 12:29 AM
preten2b
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?


Corduroy


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
May 21, 2017, 12:40 AM
Expat
quote:
Originally posted by tk13:
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
What do you call a dog with no legs.


What do you call a cow wih no legs?

Ground beef.


What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean ground beef.
May 22, 2017, 02:16 PM
slabsides45
What's the name of Helen Keller's dog?

WYAAAAAAAAAUGH

(gotta think here...)


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May 22, 2017, 02:24 PM
YellowJacket
Hear about when Helen Keller fell into that well?

She screamed her fingers off.


I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
May 23, 2017, 09:20 AM
zoom6zoom
Old Jewish guy is sitting on a park bench eating his lunch.
Blind guy sits down beside him, and he hands him a matzoh to share.

Blind man takes it, then says.... "who wrote this crap?"



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
May 23, 2017, 10:03 AM
Patrick-SP2022
quote:
What do you call a dog with no legs.


Cigarette. Because you take him out for a drag.