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2012BOSS302
I'll use the Red Key
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Originally posted by David Lee:
What's big, red and, eats rocks?


The Big Red Rockeater



Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.
 
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preten2b
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What is Helen Keller's favorite color?


Corduroy


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
 
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Expat
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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
What do you call a dog with no legs.


What do you call a cow wih no legs?

Ground beef.


What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean ground beef.
 
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slabsides45
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What's the name of Helen Keller's dog?

WYAAAAAAAAAUGH

(gotta think here...)


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YellowJacket
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Hear about when Helen Keller fell into that well?

She screamed her fingers off.


I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
 
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zoom6zoom
Delusions of Adequacy
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Old Jewish guy is sitting on a park bench eating his lunch.
Blind guy sits down beside him, and he hands him a matzoh to share.

Blind man takes it, then says.... "who wrote this crap?"



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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Patrick-SP2022
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What do you call a dog with no legs.


Cigarette. Because you take him out for a drag.



 
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