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Things we could get away with if the boss is on vacation

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October 01, 2023, 03:54 PM
rizzle
Things we could get away with if the boss is on vacation
Being a forum owner is a easy job, no vacation is really needed so the topic is mute, however, it were to happen when he is at his chalet in Tahiti or at the Flying D ranch in MT visiting his buddy Ted, Would you;

Bribe the moderators with gay cake
Make the official language bendable
Post all capitals in the thread title
Form a union, demand a 50% decrease in waiver fees
Post test pictures in the office
Politics in every thread

I'm sure I have missed quite a few.
Thank you Para, this site's like no other, I'm very pleased to be here.
October 01, 2023, 04:00 PM
Tuckerrnr1
More than one color unitard.


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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
October 01, 2023, 04:02 PM
erj_pilot
- Speak "defeatism" in the first response to a thread containing good news
- ALL posts have click-bait titles
- Making reference to someone's looks



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October 01, 2023, 04:04 PM
bald1
Conspiracy theories
Unattributed quotes
Critiquing appearance
Doom and gloom



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October 01, 2023, 04:06 PM
Tuckerrnr1
Gratuitous nudity?


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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
October 01, 2023, 04:06 PM
apprentice
Mandate avatar size 1000x1000.
October 01, 2023, 04:08 PM
darthfuster
Given the consequences could only possibly be delayed the fun would only be temporary. When the watcher owns the skies, no one is out of reach. It is peace through superior firepower lol.



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
October 01, 2023, 04:59 PM
architect
Refise to buy a Glock.
October 01, 2023, 05:08 PM
P220 Smudge
quote:
Originally posted by architect:
Refise to buy a Glock.


There's no rule against being wrong, that I know of.


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Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
October 01, 2023, 05:23 PM
tatortodd
Go full retard Big Grin



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October 01, 2023, 05:27 PM
Skins2881
Not buying a Glock, ever under any circumstances.



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
October 01, 2023, 05:32 PM
P250UA5
Politics, in every thread
Comments & quotes in the meme threads
Big Grin




The Enemy's gate is down.
October 01, 2023, 05:51 PM
400m
Shhhhhh! Here comes the boss.
October 01, 2023, 06:25 PM
12131
I dunno. Boss man was absent for a long time after the 2020 election, and we were pretty well behaved. Smile


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October 01, 2023, 06:29 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
>>>SMOKE DOPE!!<<<



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October 01, 2023, 06:31 PM
V-Tail
quote:
>>>SMOKE DOPE!!<<<
That's two-thirds of a phrase.



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October 01, 2023, 06:31 PM
Ripley
Insult the malformed as needed.




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October 01, 2023, 07:39 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Nekid wimmin!





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October 01, 2023, 07:39 PM
chellim1
If an eagle swooped down from the sky and no one is here to hear it…

Relax guys … it’s all been done before.



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October 01, 2023, 08:06 PM
preten2b
New guys, pay attention.

I'll take what not to do for $200 Alex!


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