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Being a forum owner is a easy job, no vacation is really needed so the topic is mute, however, it were to happen when he is at his chalet in Tahiti or at the Flying D ranch in MT visiting his buddy Ted, Would you;

Bribe the moderators with gay cake
Make the official language bendable
Post all capitals in the thread title
Form a union, demand a 50% decrease in waiver fees
Post test pictures in the office
Politics in every thread

I'm sure I have missed quite a few.
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More than one color unitard.


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- Speak "defeatism" in the first response to a thread containing good news
- ALL posts have click-bait titles
- Making reference to someone's looks



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always with a hat or sunscreen
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Conspiracy theories
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Gratuitous nudity?


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Mandate avatar size 1000x1000.
 
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Given the consequences could only possibly be delayed the fun would only be temporary. When the watcher owns the skies, no one is out of reach. It is peace through superior firepower lol.



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Refise to buy a Glock.
 
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Refise to buy a Glock.


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Go full retard Big Grin



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Not buying a Glock, ever under any circumstances.



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Politics, in every thread
Comments & quotes in the meme threads
Big Grin




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Shhhhhh! Here comes the boss.
 
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I dunno. Boss man was absent for a long time after the 2020 election, and we were pretty well behaved. Smile


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>>>SMOKE DOPE!!<<<



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>>>SMOKE DOPE!!<<<
That's two-thirds of a phrase.



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Bookers Bourbon
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Nekid wimmin!





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Lawyers, Guns
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If an eagle swooped down from the sky and no one is here to hear it…

Relax guys … it’s all been done before.



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New guys, pay attention.

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