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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
March 18, 2020, 05:29 PM
TigerDoreDid you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked the problem out with a pencil.
March 18, 2020, 05:30 PM
Balzé HalzéDang.
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March 18, 2020, 05:33 PM
sig operatorNoah told that joke in the 6th grade.
March 18, 2020, 05:36 PM
TigerDorequote:
Originally posted by sig operator:
Noah told that joke in the 6th grade.
Yeah, I remember. Were you there too?
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March 18, 2020, 05:36 PM
PowerSurgeI thought it was funny.
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March 18, 2020, 05:46 PM
sig operatorYes, in the back row with a rubber band gun.
March 18, 2020, 05:52 PM
Jimbo54And I was the kid with the pea shooter.
Jim
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March 18, 2020, 06:05 PM
TigerDorequote:
Originally posted by sig operator:
Yes, in the back row with a rubber band gun.
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo54:
And I was the kid with the pea shooter.
Jim
You were the rich kids. I just had the straw and spitball paper I snuck back from he lunch room.
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March 18, 2020, 06:08 PM
sigmonkeyWe were so poor, we didn't have spit.
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TigerDorequote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
Dang.
It's okay. He used a No. 2 pencil.
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March 18, 2020, 06:36 PM
George43If a number 2 pencil is so often used, why is it number 2?
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March 18, 2020, 06:40 PM
flashguyquote:
Originally posted by George43:
If a number 2 pencil is so often used, why is it number 2?
You did see the OP referred to constipation, right?
flashguy
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March 18, 2020, 07:19 PM
V-TailThe constipated engineer worked it out with a slide rule.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים March 18, 2020, 07:27 PM
6gunsquote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
Dang.
It's okay. He used a No. 2 pencil.
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March 18, 2020, 10:07 PM
wrightdWell shit.
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Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster March 18, 2020, 10:19 PM
wrightdTwo young guys went to the beach looking for a good time. The girls surrounded the Italian guy but completely ingored his Polish friend. Afterwards the polish guy asked his friend why all the girls ignored him. He told him next time to put a potato in his speedo, and that would do the trick. So the next day the Polish guy put a small potato in the bottom of his speedos and they went out on the beach again. Unfortunately the same thing happend, the girls flocked around the Italian guy but completely ignored his polish friend. Later that day the polish guy asked his friend what went wrong, that he did exactly what his friend told him to do, but he still didn't get any girls. The Italian guy told him, "Dude ! You have to put the potato in the FRONT side of your speedos !"
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Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster March 19, 2020, 05:29 AM
tacfoleyquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
We were so poor, we didn't have spit.
Huh. WE were so poor we couldn't even afford to be poverty-stricken.
March 19, 2020, 09:19 AM
TigerDorequote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
The constipated engineer worked it out with a slide rule.
He must have been a football player.
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March 19, 2020, 03:50 PM
nhtagmemberI'm so broke I can barely pay attention....
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