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He worked the problem out with a pencil. | ||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Dang.  ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan "Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle | |||
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Noah told that joke in the 6th grade. | |||
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Yeah, I remember. Were you there too? . | |||
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I thought it was funny. ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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Yes, in the back row with a rubber band gun.  | |||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
And I was the kid with the pea shooter.  Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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You were the rich kids. I just had the straw and spitball paper I snuck back from he lunch room. . | |||
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A Grateful American |
We were so poor, we didn't have spit. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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It's okay. He used a No. 2 pencil. . | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
If a number 2 pencil is so often used, why is it number 2? A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
You did see the OP referred to constipation, right?  flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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| Lead slingin' Parrot Head  |
- a dentist and a manicurist once were married...they fought tooth and nail. -the police were called to a day care center...it turns out a 3 year old was resisting a rest. -did you hear about the thief who stole a calendar? he got 12 months. -what is a Will?...it's a dead giveaway. | |||
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The constipated engineer worked it out with a slide rule. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Partial dichotomy |
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Well shit. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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Two young guys went to the beach looking for a good time. The girls surrounded the Italian guy but completely ingored his Polish friend. Afterwards the polish guy asked his friend why all the girls ignored him. He told him next time to put a potato in his speedo, and that would do the trick. So the next day the Polish guy put a small potato in the bottom of his speedos and they went out on the beach again. Unfortunately the same thing happend, the girls flocked around the Italian guy but completely ignored his polish friend. Later that day the polish guy asked his friend what went wrong, that he did exactly what his friend told him to do, but he still didn't get any girls. The Italian guy told him, "Dude ! You have to put the potato in the FRONT side of your speedos !" Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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| half-genius, half-wit |
Huh. WE were so poor we couldn't even afford to be poverty-stricken. | |||
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He must have been a football player. . | |||
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Political Cynic |
I'm so broke I can barely pay attention.... [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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